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    The first thing i thought when i saw her pics was that if she's doing so well for herself she would at least have her nails done.

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    ...in his ways as a PIMP and and as a Person.. He provides great stability and protection for all of us even for our CHILDREN. So once again if you are ready for a true Pimp and great gurls to work with and grow a friendship with get back to me. Remember this is no Hoe ass Agency . . .

    ***** SEVEN NIGGAS LOVE ME, 40 HOES TALK TO ME,& 30 HOES ARE FAKE , SUM ROLL ALONE , SUMM ROLL IN CLICKS , BUT I ROLL WITH MY BITCHES CUZ THEY A REAL ASS CLICK! ! ! ! . . .THIS "BITCH" HERE GOT SOME REAL PIMPIN ON HER HEELS . . .

    I love the way she says "this is no Hoe ass Agency", and then starts right up with the "SEVEN NIGGAS...40 HOES" shit, lol...

    And I shudder to think about how well he protects their children. I'd bet 'Daddy' is directly behind her posting this shit, and could also use a thorough ass-whoopin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    She looks kinda creepy. :/

    I did not know you had to apply to be a pimp's ho? LMAO!! Fuck, what am I gonna put on my resume then? :p
    Entry level position desired...

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    I think there once was a book entitled "You too can be a ho"

    I think it was from In Living Color.
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

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    If i make a fake myspace profile and act like a hot, dumbass, chick where can i get pictures that won't piss anyone off and won't be too obvious?

    I'd be like: "I think i got your message by mistake, if there's anything i can do to help please ask. OXOXOX. Tiffanyloveskittens (or something poofy like that, pimps will believe anything, if it = girl he can mindfuck)"

    Trust me, i'd hook him. Sky, i still say reply.

    Hey, maybe i can get the law on him. Anyone think that's possible? I despise retards like this.

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    Why does it seem like all the pimps went to the same pimp school? They all say the exact same things. It's like a broken record after a while.

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    Man, all the messages I get on MySpace are chicks who want me to watch their nudie webcams!

    I bet this pimp wears a fur coat and has a feather in his hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Why does it seem like all the pimps went to the same pimp school? They all say the exact same things. It's like a broken record after a while.
    sun child:
    It's possible that "My Daddy Jacob" graduated (or flunked) one of those online pimp certification programs like "ACME_Pimp_Academy.com"...

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    He went to the same school as Wile E. Coyote.

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    Default Re: wow! a pimp for lil me?

    I wasnt feeling too creative...I sent a quick reply...



    Hi barbie,

    You're beautiful, wow. Do you really think I have what it takes to be one of daddy's girls?
    Please tell me more...


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    a lot of people on myspace steal other girls pictures and make fake accounts. I think that is probably sum perv with a fake profile.

    and now that girl is accociated with all this (which i could barely understand btw) sucks for her

    one word: grammar

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    she looks like a crack whore, her eyebrows look like my two year old colored them in...
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    Madcap, I love you, but please don't insult Mr Wile E Coyote by comparing him to this shitbag. Wile is a genius. Nay...a SUUUUPERGENIUS. And remember...mud spelled backwards is dum.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    He went to the same school as Wile E. Coyote.

    Hey don't go insulting MIT! Didn't you ever see the Coyote's business cards? He is an engineer! lol
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    That message was hard for me to read, the way she writes is wierd. How random lol.

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    got a reply from "barbie"




    With your looks hell yeah!.... but its about what you can bring to.... the table. So you would have to put in work and the dedication for.... him can you provide that for this Game?..................more infor for you,
    YOU would be an asset to Daddy's business . . .He is all about expanding and including a WIDE-range of TALENT . . .As with all Daddy's team members,
    he never DEMANDS a "forever" commitment! He is all about what you can bring to the table
    . . .You have what it takes to be a WINNING member . . .You should know that Daddy provides a stable relationship so that you can be sure of connecting with clients that are seeking the kind of "experiences" that work for them . . .In other words you would be in demand and you would be beneficial to Daddy. He needs to talk to you one-on-one . . .If you
    have a plan in mind for how long you want to put in work for Daddy . . .Are you willing, ready, & able?

    Barbie


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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboyII View Post
    I think there once was a book entitled "You too can be a ho"

    I think it was from In Living Color.
    It was called I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones (played by Eddie Murphy) and it was from "Saturday Night Live" back in the 80's, when Murphy was still part of the regular SNL cast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    i looked at her income range when i went to her profile - 75,000-100,000. oh yea, big baller!
    Big Balls do pull in a surprising income....

    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    *Wonders why she didn't get this awesome offer and runs to check her Myspace mail*
    Because you are a part of this HOE-ASS-AGENCY. Stripper.

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    I did not know you had to apply to be a pimp's ho? LMAO!! Fuck, what am I gonna put on my resume then? :p
    I think, if you HAVE a resume, you're OUT.


    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    ***** SEVEN NIGGAS LOVE ME, 40 HOES TALK TO ME,& 30 HOES ARE FAKE , SUM ROLL ALONE , SUMM ROLL IN CLICKS , BUT I ROLL WITH MY BITCHES CUZ THEY A REAL ASS CLICK! ! ! ! . . .THIS "BITCH" HERE GOT SOME REAL PIMPIN ON HER HEELS . . .
    If I was Konrad Zuse* and someone stepped out of a pool of light, and showed me that in 80 years, I would have enabled the above? I would have put my work under a lawn mower.

    (Konrad Zuse is the inventor of the first computer to store programmable code.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    It was called I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones (played by Eddie Murphy) and it was from "Saturday Night Live" back in the 80's, when Murphy was still part of the regular SNL cast.

    I knew I knew it from some where, just misplaced a decade. Now I have to go and get the best of Eddie Murphy out!
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

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    To be an "asset" to a pimp.. in other words, are you "ready, willing and able" to "bring to the table" all your money each night and have sex with him whenever you're told?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    To be an "asset" to a pimp.. in other words, are you "ready, willing and able" to "bring to the table" all your money each night and have sex with him whenever you're told?
    If so, you could end up winning the coveted title of "Daddy's bottom bitch"!

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    Free Pimps on Myspace?

    What's next? Free Ringtones?!!

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    If so, you could end up winning the coveted title of "Daddy's bottom bitch"!

    LOL! does that come with a condom crown and a numba 1 hoe sashe?

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    Chick's got some serious meth face.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


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    Had 2 share the "Pimp's Prayer" (courtesy of YouTube.com & "The Boondocks")...

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