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    Sky, ask to talk to "Daddy." Tell her you don't wanna deal with a flunkie. See what "HE" says. Should be fun.

    And resist all efforts to talk voice (i don't need to tell you that) Tell her your current pimp monitors the cell phone bill because the itemized statement goes to him. Say your pimp will beat the fuck out of you so you can only talk via myspace messages. "Daddy" will latch on that. Carrion eating buzzards like that will latch anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    got a reply from "barbie"




    With your looks hell yeah!.... but its about what you can bring to.... the table. So you would have to put in work and the dedication for.... him can you provide that for this Game?..................more infor for you,
    YOU would be an asset to Daddy's business . . .He is all about expanding and including a WIDE-range of TALENT . . .As with all Daddy's team members,
    he never DEMANDS a "forever" commitment! He is all about what you can bring to the table
    . . .You have what it takes to be a WINNING member . . .You should know that Daddy provides a stable relationship so that you can be sure of connecting with clients that are seeking the kind of "experiences" that work for them . . .In other words you would be in demand and you would be beneficial to Daddy. He needs to talk to you one-on-one . . .If you
    have a plan in mind for how long you want to put in work for Daddy . . .Are you willing, ready, & able?

    Barbie
    Holy fuck, someone who abuses ellipses (...) more than I do!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Holy fuck, someone who abuses ellipses (...) more than I do!!!

    No-one abuses ellipses more than you do.

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    ..thank... you.... sir.


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    By all means, check out Mom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Holy fuck, someone who abuses ellipses (...) more than I do!!!
    I can hear him at the E.A. meetings now: "Hi, my name is Daddy...and I'm an ellipsoholic."

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    oh em gee. thats hilarious. are you really a down ass bitch? i mean, cuz i am...

    Love it!

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    me:
    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    Have him myspace me, I wanna ask some questions. kay?


    her:

    He dosen't have a MySpace . . .thats not his thing . . .you could email him [email protected] is that . . .ok?

    Barbie


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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    me:
    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    Have him myspace me, I wanna ask some questions. kay?

    her:

    He dosen't have a MySpace . . .thats not his thing . . .you could email him [email protected] is that . . .ok?

    Barbie
    Sky:
    Thanks for discovering one of the most original e-mail addresses I've ever seen. Do you think Daddy'll send you a picture?


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    LOL! does that come with a condom crown and a numba 1 hoe sashe?
    Fo' shizzle, my brizzle!...All that loveliness will be yours...to the fullest...'cause of what you do and.......how you doin' it........ when you put in work for Daddy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Holy fuck, someone who abuses ellipses (...) more than I do!!!
    Hi, My name is CherryRipeBoy and I'm keep typing them dam dots....
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

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    HAHA!!! Ive gotten 2 emails from Jacob himself and he says basically all the same junk but speaking for himself, what a Loser!!! I ignored one but I sent the other a response acting like I was interested and he was super excited LOL! He must not be doing to well if he has to recruit ladies in such a lame manner

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    He has like 5 different emails just like this one with a lil differen ce. He is not a cutie, says he is 25 but he looks like he is a diseased 35 yr old man in a bright colored hoodie and some nikes!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    me:
    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    Have him myspace me, I wanna ask some questions. kay?


    her:

    He dosen't have a MySpace . . .thats not his thing . . .you could email him [email protected] is that . . .ok?

    Barbie

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    me:
    Hon,
    I was playing you when I told you I was interested. I'm a dancer, not a hooker, and I make more money then you (I looked at your income)- and I get to keep it ALL. You're too pretty for some dumb fuck man to control you, and so am I.

    Good luck to you.



    her:
    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: IT'S MY THANG
    Date: 22 Jun 2007, 03:14 PM



    Not really hun! theres way I would say exactly what I make over MySpace . . .so think. Im a stripper also and theres no way you can tell me . . .what my income is straight up.


    me:----------------- Original Message -----------------


    so what exactly is the point in having a pimp?


    her:
    why you're talking shit. So grow up or get your ass out there and find out for yourself. Shit you know nothing about my Folks! bitches like you needs to stop being (Hollywood) be real about you're shit.

    lol...it was only a question.


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    Remind her that she still didnt answer your question!

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    me:

    why are you getting so defensive? i only asked a question. what is the point in having a pimp? does he offer a nice retirement package or a good medical plan?
    i might be interested if he offers dental.

    her:
    Im not going to play into you're imature play! good bye


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    Damn, I missed out at my last club, I could have been 'DJ Daddy' to half those dancers, lol!

    All this is quite entertaining, if a bit sad that that girl is so thoroughly dominated by the scumbag.

    Uh-oh, now I'm going to be late for work, lol--see what happens when you read these threads in the Lounge instead of getting ready?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    me:

    why are you getting so defensive? i only asked a question. what is the point in having a pimp? does he offer a nice retirement package or a good medical plan?
    i might be interested if he offers dental.



    I'm not saying a word... LOL!

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    excuse the resurrection of a dead thread but . . .


    guess who works at my club now? eww. thank god I'm getting my boobs and can move on to another place soon.


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    ***** SEVEN NIGGAS LOVE ME, 40 HOES TALK TO ME,& 30 HOES ARE FAKE , SUM ROLL ALONE , SUMM ROLL IN CLICKS , BUT I ROLL WITH MY BITCHES CUZ THEY A REAL ASS CLICK! ! ! ! . . .THIS "BITCH" HERE GOT SOME REAL PIMPIN ON HER HEELS . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    guess who works at my club now? eww.
    WTF?!

    SMALL effin world...Has Daddy visited Barbie at work yet? Does Barbie recognize you from the thread?

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    Wow that's crazy! I guess now you'll be able to tell what her income really is, haha.

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