I swear to G-d, the next guy who gives me a soft little kiss on the neck (or ANYWHERE else, INCLUDING the cheek) is going to find himself with two bloody, empty eye sockets. And then I'm gonna need a new manicure. Why the fuck have they all begun doing this? Was there something on TV suggesting that we like that? I would rather have the nasty tongue-wagglers or the skeezy dudes in basketball shorts than these little "romantics"! It's the most fucking disgusting thing in the world, UGH!!! Keep your fucking lips to yourself!!![]()


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I wear a pretty thick choker almost every night and it cuts waaaaaay down on the neck-lickers. Funniest thing ever is watching some of these desperate losers going in for a neck kiss and then stopping an inch from the choker and looking all confused. You can just see the wheels creaking in their little heads, "oh fuck, there's this necklace; how am I supposed to get one in now?"




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