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    Angry DAMMIT, stop kissing me!!!!!!!

    I swear to G-d, the next guy who gives me a soft little kiss on the neck (or ANYWHERE else, INCLUDING the cheek) is going to find himself with two bloody, empty eye sockets. And then I'm gonna need a new manicure. Why the fuck have they all begun doing this? Was there something on TV suggesting that we like that? I would rather have the nasty tongue-wagglers or the skeezy dudes in basketball shorts than these little "romantics"! It's the most fucking disgusting thing in the world, UGH!!! Keep your fucking lips to yourself!!

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    *shivers thinking about it*

    Hate.

    Hate.

    Hate.

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    You can blame your co-workers. Bunches of 'em encourage a kiss on the cheek when saying hello.
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    Rrrrrgh, I know it. I hate that. But I hate it even more when I'm doing a nice sexy lapdance and then the fuckhead idiot I'm dancing for can't restrain himself and starts putting his lips on me. Ughhhhh, you are BUYING A LAPDANCE, you disgusting asshole, not making love to me! Don't fucking kiss me!!

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    I know it makes you want to bathe in hand sanitizer
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    Yuck. Big yuck dammit.

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    uhhh!!! I hate this!! Its so gross!! but what do you say? "keep your lips to yourself, dude!"

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    ^What to say, "Oh, geez, well, at least you kept yuour mouth closed, that last guy just slobbered all over my cheek. want another dance?"

    or...

    "Gosh, with as many guys that have kissed me there, you could have all stayed home and made out with eachother instead!"




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    ^^^
    hahahahaha
    Re the kissing: This grosses me out. I think I am going to be forced to wear chokers. They can kiss my rhinestones.
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    i've had this a lot lately, and lickers too. i actually had a guy that licked my neck, and i snapped, "there will be NO licking of ANY kind! why would you want to lick a stripper anyway? do you know where i've been?? ten other guys have tried that same move right there! does that turn you on???!!!" i think it caught him off guard, he was like ooohhh im so sorry, and then he didnt move while i finished the 3-song set. heh.

    Love it!

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    Goodness, the last time I worked this dude was trying to kiss me on my neck. He was like 29yrs old and BOTH, yes both front teeth were missing...

    Now picture that shit...Gross!!!







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    i m impressed, wow two teeth lost!!! mmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    ^^^
    hahahahaha
    Re the kissing: This grosses me out. I think I am going to be forced to wear chokers. They can kiss my rhinestones.
    That actually works WELL. I wear a pretty thick choker almost every night and it cuts waaaaaay down on the neck-lickers. Funniest thing ever is watching some of these desperate losers going in for a neck kiss and then stopping an inch from the choker and looking all confused. You can just see the wheels creaking in their little heads, "oh fuck, there's this necklace; how am I supposed to get one in now?"

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    ^^I have a chocker, and I never wear it..it's to glitzy for work. Maybe I should start wearing it anyway...

    Hmmm does that make them just migrate to the ear (shudders)







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    I have a regular who always tries to give me these little kisses wherever he can. It's gross because he's really really old and just UGH! *shudders* Oh, and then there's the one who will seriously kiss me on the mouth if I let him anywhere near it. THAT pisses me off!
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    Spiked collar.
    If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Goodness, the last time I worked this dude was trying to kiss me on my neck. He was like 29yrs old and BOTH, yes both front teeth were missing...

    Now picture that shit...Gross!!!

    Yikes...

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    ^^^ Go do MY ironing, bitch. And make sure you run it over your fingers while you're at it.

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    "We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."


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    i personally hate the tongue to ear contact most. it makes a noise. a really bad noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    i've had this a lot lately, and lickers too. i actually had a guy that licked my neck, and i snapped, "there will be NO licking of ANY kind! why would you want to lick a stripper anyway? do you know where i've been?? ten other guys have tried that same move right there! does that turn you on???!!!" i think it caught him off guard, he was like ooohhh im so sorry, and then he didnt move while i finished the 3-song set. heh.

    the woman i drive had a guy do that to her the other night. my only rule is do what she tells you. she said that there would be no contact till after the lapdance, he tried to lick her neck and she gabbed his tongue!!! it was hilarious, the look on his face was priceless, he looked like he had his tongue stuck in a mouse trap. my dancer gathered her things and we left. i think he was a little turned on by her snapping like that....... fucking weirdos

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    Even worse when they blow on you. Is that supposed to be a turn-on?? UGh. I've gotten 5 colds so far this year from that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Leave him alone Yek, he's kinda cute..
    LOL...never piss off a stripper... we tend to have "snap" reflex kinda tempers... so I've been told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Uh huh. I believe I gave you something to do, no? So get the fuck off the computer and go do it.
    you tell him Mistress Yekhefah!!!

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    Yeah, a guy enters a stripper's rant thread with some completely mindless, pointless post, and wonders why she might be "pissy".


    I notice the rest of the guys are silent on this. I'm surprised there hasn't been at least ONE "b b buuuuuutttt I only do that when the girls ASK me to" or some other such stupidity. LOL


    Count me in the Don't Fucking Kiss Me club. Actually, don't fucking kiss, lick, grab, poke or prod me. And QUIT TRYING TO "SNEAK" A FEEL. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. DO YOU THINK I DON'T NOTICE??? I CAN FEEL IT AND I HATE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU DO IT, YOU MORON!!!

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