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    Please Please Please check your breath. It seems like 3 out of 4 customers have the "I had a steak for dinner and now I'm drinking beer" smell on their breath. I swear I get nauseated smelling that. Why wouldn't you want to brush your teeth before coming to get entertained by pretty girls that get very close to you? I mean I know your paying us, but we would rather not get tortured...

    please refrain from making smart ass comments. I am not trying to be rude, but I have heard dancers in the dressing room, dancers in the bathroom, dancers in dancer stores complain about that same smell.

    say no to pollution!
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    ^^Amen.

    If you ate fish, please be kind, grab a breath mint. I will be happy to bring you one if you're out.

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    Heehee... my last club used to keep mints right next to the lappie room just because of girls complaints. It was awesome.


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    LOL I havent noticed too many guys with bad breath. Just my regular

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    I have the feeling the guys who post here have already figured this out. We just have to deal with the ones who are a little, uh, less self-aware.

    I always carry a tin of breath mints. If someone has bad breath (or even if they don't), I casually take one out, and then offer it almost as an afterthought to the customer. Guys like to eat things; I have never had one refuse breath candy.

    I agree that the above is no substitute for a deep brushing. Maybe if your problem custy is a regular, you can do what others have suggested regarding body odor/cologne - guide a conversation towards favorite smells, mention that the smell of cinnamon/mint/whatever on a man's breath right before you kiss him is the sexiest thing in the world.

    You're not saying your regular stinks, but chances are good he'll remember what you said before he hits the club the next time.

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    What about chronically bad breath tho? I gave my reg breath mints and it just made his breath smell like a poo filled burrito with a hint of mint.

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    Haha. Those people have problems, like they haven't brushed their teeth in a month and they have a gum infection. There's a girl who works at my club with breath like that. It's so bad that the smell of her purfume makes me nauseous because it reminds me of her hellacious breath.

    Celery is supposed to help clean teeth and freshen breath. Carry celery around with you?

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    I LOLed about the perfume bit hehehe.

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    If teeth are brushed before visiting the club, is it still OK to drink beer at the club or do all the ones that are drinking have bad breath too?

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    LOL dont be too concerned, if you generally have good dental hygiene then u should be ok.

    Beer breath can be bad but no where near as bad as bad breath from dental problems. Also u could always bring your own breath mints or chewing gum.

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    So I shoul refrain from having a Gyro and beer before coming to the club?

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    I got the breathe covered. Colada Trident y'all!

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    For some reason every single customer where I work has dog breath. I dunno if it's because none of them have good dental care (it's very blue-collar) or what, but eyurgh, it is causing my lapdances to become much less intimate than normal. It really reminds me of the time my parents' dog got into the litterbox and ate all the cat shit... that's exactly what their breath smells like. All of them!

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    Here's a related, but far more awkward question, how do you tell another dancer her breath stinks? If a girl goes around eating and drinking and not paying attention, her breath can be as bad as any custie. And I would think that would hurt her sales. I do offer mints, but some people just can't take a hint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    What about chronically bad breath tho? I gave my reg breath mints and it just made his breath smell like a poo filled burrito with a hint of mint.
    LMAO girl that is nasty as hell omg..







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    K, after thinking about it, beer probably doesn't go well with mints. So, we arrive at the simple soltuion of not talking toward your dancer's face if you're close up. Turn your head or lean close and talk toward her ear. Don't lean right into her face and ask "Hhhhhow about a dance? You're Hhhhhot!"

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    Encourage them to buy a Sonicare toothbrush. (I love my new Sonicare!) In fact, become a Sonicare dealer and sell them to custies--at a suitably sexy mark-up, of course.

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    Tooth brushing, flossing.. why next thing they'll be suggesting showers and soap!

    p.s., j/k - unfortunately rethothoney, those guys who get it, don't need a reminder, and those that don't... probably pointless.

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    I was just telling a favorite dancer of mine recently how I bought a PD from another dancer and her breath smelled like shit flavored tic tacs. I was soooo glad to get that dance over with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    It really reminds me of the time my parents' dog got into the litterbox and ate all the cat shit... that's exactly what their breath smells like. All of them!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Oh shit Yekhefah I cant stop laughing. LMAO, LMAO
    ahhhhhh I needed that.

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    On the flip side, I had a dancer once ask me for a dance and her breath smelled like an ashtray! I would have bought a dance if not for the nasty smell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redhothoney View Post
    Please Please Please check your breath. It seems like 3 out of 4 customers have the "I had a steak for dinner and now I'm drinking beer" smell on their breath. I swear I get nauseated smelling that. Why wouldn't you want to brush your teeth before coming to get entertained by pretty girls that get very close to you? I mean I know your paying us, but we would rather not get tortured...

    please refrain from making smart ass comments. I am not trying to be rude, but I have heard dancers in the dressing room, dancers in the bathroom, dancers in dancer stores complain about that same smell.

    say no to pollution!
    Well I don't drink beer at the club (or at all really) but their lunch special is a very good steak. What's a guy to do? The bouncers always giggle when I come back from the parking after going to my car and brushing my teeth.

    lol

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    ^Carry a travel-size toothbrush and paste in your pocket. Use it in the bathroom. Pretty simple. And yes, I'm serious.


    God, sometimes I wonder if people really are that dense, thoughtless, whatever. Seriously, when someone's breath is that bad, how the hell can they not know???

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    Redhot, you are preaching to the choir. Sounds more like a dancer rant which rightfully should be in Stripping General.

    The majority of the guys who post here (being somewhat seasoned already} have figured out that stinky breath is not conducive to enjoyable dancer interaction and have already taken steps to avoid that offense. I mean, an accidental Taco Bell burp could happen to anybody but, by and large, you can be assured that the last thing any of us would purposefully do is expel halitosis ridden fumes in your face.

    I understand your need to get this irritation off your chest. I trust you feel better now. But, truly, in the interest of improving the overall breath quality of the mass of customers out there as opposed to the microcosm of customers here, you might get more immediate and effective results by posting an advisory memo at the entry way of your club. I'm sure the door girl would gladly locate a thumbtack for you.

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    This is something I am SO paranoid about for myself. I have tictacs, gum, and a travel toothbrush with me at work. Customers always comment on how good my breath smells. I wish some of them would check themselves!!
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