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    Default What gives with the stank

    This story just came to mind. Went to Centerfolds in the Bean one night for someones bday party. Upon walking in there was this putrid stank of lube/perfume/feet/fungus ect. I dont know quite how to explain it since it was the first time Ive ever smelled such a thing.

    This was supposed to be some classy joint, though they did have some of the hottest girls Ive seen.

    what gives...

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    I'd pin "the stank" on the club itself or the collective funk of the assembled customers (I've sat behind guys at clubs before that smelt like hot, boiled camel ass). Perhaps too many guys crusted up after busting a nut over "some of the hottest girls" you've seen...

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    Default Re: What gives with the stank

    ...was it Lindsey Lohan?
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    I'd pin "the stank" on the club itself or the collective funk of the assembled customers (I've sat behind guys at clubs before that smelt like hot, boiled camel ass). Perhaps too many guys crusted up after busting a nut over "some of the hottest girls" you've seen...
    could be true...there was an upper level too and it just lingered all over the place...it was the "hottest girls Ive seen" as far as strip clubs go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...was it Lindsey Lohan?
    nah, it wasnt a bleach smell.

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    LOL it wasn't me, I wasn't there I swear hehehehehe.

    Seriously tho strippers feet can STINK, some of us dance in these shoes for up to 12 hours per night.
    I never heard of the smell that bad tho, usually it's just when we take our shoes off in the dressing room.

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    Thank God my club doesn't have that problem...My club has a really really high ceiling with good venelation (sp). I wouldn't be able to work in no musty club.

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    I call that smell ball cheese
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    I call that smell ball cheese
    been around it often eh?

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    dude you should maybe drop a hint to the management....once one thing goes downhill it can be a snowball affect....yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxandKisses View Post
    dude you should maybe drop a hint to the management....once one thing goes downhill it can be a snowball affect....yes?
    Im nowhere near a regular at this place...ive actually only been the one time and didnt bother to mention anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crush Solid View Post
    Im nowhere near a regular at this place...ive actually only been the one time and didnt bother to mention anything.
    allllrighty then. Is that you in your picture? I hope you are't one of those hot guys that goes to a club to look hot and turn girls down all night.

    hahahaaa!! girls KNOW what I'm talkin' bout hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxandKisses View Post
    allllrighty then. Is that you in your picture? I hope you are't one of those hot guys that goes to a club to look hot and turn girls down all night.

    hahahaaa!! girls KNOW what I'm talkin' bout hahaha
    hahaha yea thats me and that sounds familiar actually...

    i wont get a dance from a girl I dont find totally attractive either.

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    Of course it's him, everyone here always uses real pictures for their avatars...
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    Good looking guys who know it are never well received at my club, they tend to get ignored. We are there to get tips not phone numbers.

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    Yeah, and they are usually too busy to fuck around with trolling stripper websites, as well, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Of course it's him, everyone here always uses real pictures for their avatars...
    yea it is me actually...hope you dont feel threatened and send me a PM again taking away some rep.

    Is it a rule you have to drool over every stripper to post here or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Good looking guys who know it are never well received at my club, they tend to get ignored. We are there to get tips not phone numbers.
    I dont necessarily think Im anything to look at...dont know why people here get that assumption.



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