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It's a bad situation all the way around:
First: who is the government (any government) to tell someone what they can or cannot name their kid.
Second: What kind of idiot would name their kid in l33t speak?
It's just a whirlwind of stupid.
Denmark actually has a law saying that you can only name your kid an actual name. Some parents who wanted to name their kid after Keanu Reeves had to go to court and prove that Keanu is an actual Hawaiian name; this other woman insisted on naming her son Christophphpher because it was "unique" and she had paid several thousand dollars in fines by the time he was five, because they kept fining her every time they demanded she change his name and she refused.
I dunno about having laws like that, but by Lord we shouldn't need them. People who give their kids awful names should sometimes be prosecuted for child abuse, I think... like the kid I went to school with whose name was Tequilla Mockingbird (her first name was pronounced tekwilla - yes, like "To Kill a Mockingbird"). My parents went to school with a girl named Ophelia Pickle (say it out loud). THAT is abusive!
4Real... I dunno. It's pretty bad.
Lol 4real?!![]()





Well if anything the authorities are doing that baby a favor! Aweful name. haha
I don't understand why people must name their children names that are just crazy. The children must live with their names for the rest of their lives
Oy. Those people need a pimpslap like I need big boobies.





Ugh...how stupid can people possibly be?
There was someone around here who named their kid Boo-Boo. The chick got preggers and didn't really want to have the baby, so her reasoning was to make sure the child always remembered that she didn't really want him.
I went to school with a kid first name Bert, last name Kert. Bert Kert. That's just mean.





wow... he be gangsta, 4real.
Love it!
4real!!!!
(well, it is better then alot of names, I think.... like dwight.
I knew a couple who named thir kid C4... like the explosive... I think it was spelled Ceephore... people are weird... I think 4real is a bad name choice and worse spelling choice ever. I'm glad there are laws in place, even if some names to get through the cracks.
Do you guys remember the woman in the news a few months back who named her kid "Metallica"?? Haha. Hilarious.
However, I know a few weird ones: Arragorn (yes, like LOTR), Blue, and Tennessee Rock. Those are all the result of hippie parents.
Let them name their kid whatever they want! I think its better than some lame normal name that thousands of other kids have.
I wish I was a Macaque, living in a hot spring, receiving daily groomings and matings by various males. Aaaaaaaah, one can only dream....
--Katrine



This article made me think of Dane Cook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5qWaYR-qTw
I saw a woman on CNN today named Christi Masi. It was written all in caps and I had to do a doubletake because I thought her name was Christmas.
I once knew a girl who's parents named her Jane Doe ..so that when she grew up she could pick a name for herself.
Then there was De'mon.
Personally any mother that names her daughter Heaven Leigh Rain should be shot



HAHA!! i went to school with a girl named Heaven Lee Hamm
no joke.
her last name wasn't originally Hamm, but her step dad adopted her, and his last name was Hamm.
If God would have meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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http://www.myspace.com/natalielyanh





So...just thinking out loud here...
Guy: Hey! Are you 4Real?
4Real: Why, yes...I sure am!
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*singsong voice*: chiiiiiild abuse!
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
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I am laughing so damn hard at Heaven Lee Hamm, I have tears in my eyes and can barely type. I'm going to be laughing at that one all damn day. OMG, thank you for that.
Heaven Lee Hamm...I want to be there at her graduation.
This amounts to child abuse in my opinion. Just because you have a child doesn't mean you own it. It's not a pet, it's a person who will grow up to be an adult. You should have the right to raise a child as you see fit...as long as that raising is done is such a way as to benefit the child.
This child should be taken from these parents. If they can't make a decision so simple as to how to name it, then I doubt they'll be able to raise it properly.
I knew a Richard weed aka Dick Weed.



In my hometown we had a Harold (Harry) Boner. My mother went to school with someone named Human Clump. So wrong.
And lol @ Heavenly Ham!





I had a teacher named Richard Swallows. It wasnt much better when he shortened it to "Dick".
Aye yay yay.
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