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    I just locked my keys in my car and as I was calling a locksmith I noticed a man with a truck doing something around the building. I just walked up and said, "Can you help me, hon?" And he came right over and voila!

    This boob job was the best money I've ever spent. It's paid itself off time and again.......
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    Bwahahahaha. You rock.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    LOL "like a golden ticket"!

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    My favorite dancer here (yes, she's had a BA too) has commented on a few occasions of all the oil changes she hasn't had to pay for, sans giving the guys at the shop a look at the twins.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    They did a sketch on the Man Show where a hot chick (Juggy Vanessa) and one of the guys dressed as a homely chick (Jimmy) needed some help with a car. Vanessa had no problem getting guys to help her out. While Jimmy couldn't get anyone to help.

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    LOL "like a golden ticket"!
    truth .... literally in my own case LOL !

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    I'll be wearing a nice tight lowcut top for my next oil change

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    lol that used to work on me, as long as i aint being played ill gladly help though.

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    I don't have fakies but I can get this stuff all the time. I don't think it's the boobies, it's the attractiveness of a person.. but I'm sure the boobies add to that!

    I didn't pay for about $1000 of work on my last car... *sad puppy face*


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