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    Default What do you do for your backside?

    So what are girls doing nowadays to keep the inside of their anus clean and hair-free? This was never an issue in when I was stripping (late 80's) b/c most of the women wore underwear that looked like the ones that pro wrestlers wear.

    Now with the g-string and t-back, I need to make sure to keep the curlies in my anus under control. I am too scared to do the waxing route b/c it sounds extremely painful. Does plucking them out with eyebrow tweezers make it less painful? Maybe some Nair?? Or I can have my live-in boyfriend take his Mach 3 razor to the insides. Anything to avoid waxing!!

    Please teach this old girl some new tricks as I don't need my ass looking like Don King is eating me out from behind.

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    Go away troll

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    I likes to play with trolls.
    You should probably focus on your face to keep it from looking like your described anus.
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    ^^ *heeheehee, made me giggle*




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    wait, I thought the account got deleted... err?
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    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
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    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *chokes on her long john silvers*

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    LOL! I worked with a girl in another city who had black hair, and lots of long black hairs in her buttcrack. You could see them on the side of her thong when she bent over. Since it was a nude club, you could REALY see that hair when she took her panties off This went on for months. None of us girls could figure out why she didn't get a clue and shave that shit!

    I know this may be a troll - maybe so, maybe not. But the question is good anyway. I don't get alot of hair back there, but I do get a few and I just shave it as I'm shaving everything else. I guess it takes a little getting used to, but I've been doing it so many years now it's like second nature. It's not unusual for girls to get a little hair in the buttcrack. I can't believe no other girls here have it.

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    Since you mention it Bridgette I too worked with a girl who had a hairy hole. Just the hole though. She still made good money but every time she would bend over *bam* looks like it had a hair clog in there. :/ Someone one day told her to shave it and she eventually did. Then she started to show off her newly shaved hole.
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    K, well after double checking to see if my hole was hairy, I have to tell about a dance I got from this girl a long while back. She did the move where you flip upside down and spread your legs, so her butt was facing my direction, you know.... Anyway, I looked down, I mean ofcourse I looked down, it's all RIGHT THERE! and poking out all side of her thong were lil wirey butt hairs.

    Soooo, I say, if you're going to do a move where your butt crack is right in someone's face, check to make sure you don't have a hairy anus. Yah?




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    I did a photoshoot that involved an artistic close up shoot of my butt. When I got the pictures back.....you could see a few stray, straggy hairs on my asscrack. I was soo freakin embarassed, I have shaved my crack every since that day.

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    I wasn't sayin I don't shave my butcrack, cause i do. I just think this account is a troll.

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    Waxing is the way to go!!!

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    Why does she keep refeering to the hair INSIDE her anus? Is it directly coming out of her asshole?

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    it's from the hampster inside... tweezing wont help. if you are for real strippermom I'm sorry that was snarky, but i'm not sure how I feel about you just yet.
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    waxing that area is completely painless. most waxers will just tack it onto a normal brazilian or full wax with no extra charge.

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    How do you girls know whether someone is a troll? Name recognition? Ridiculous questions? Just wondering, cause I was about to answer seriously!

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    I just get the ass hairs with the razor while I'm down there anyway. Just watch out not to nick any little folds of skin...YEEEOWCH!
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    I just get these little hairs there. You can't see them individually, but they make the area look darker, which... well, I worry it looks like a dirty buttcrack. I squat and shave. Best position for not cutting yourself.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KatGrrl View Post
    How do you girls know whether someone is a troll? Name recognition? Ridiculous questions? Just wondering, cause I was about to answer seriously!
    From what I have seen trolls ask ridiculous questions, or phrase things in weird ways, like trying to use lingo/slang that they dont usually do so it comes off sounds weird, try to start fights, make rude and negative comments, and are not what they pose to be. I do not know how I feel about the current poster. A thread started by them has already been deleted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    just wax it..seriously its only as painful as getting yer eyebrows waxed..more awkard, yes, but it barely hurts!

    the pussy lips is what hurts haha.

    or jus shave with a razor..i do somtimes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by strippermomof5 View Post
    Please teach this old girl some new tricks as I don't need my ass looking like Don King is eating me out from behind.
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    Only if you post photos of the mind-boggling image you've so metaphorically captured above ^^^

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