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    Omfg. Poor deni had to listen to me attempt to talk on the phone.

    There was a blackout at apts.

    Gabby jumped off balcony..

    I saved her.

    Got clawed to death by her back claws.

    Neighbors had party.

    God drunk.

    Called deni.

    tried to do dishes.

    Then threw up instead.

    Ew.

    I love you guys.

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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    four shots of lame girly rum and three beers wouldnt have got me drunk a year agol. Ween did i become a lightweight anyway?

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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    hahaha I heart you way hard Pooka!!
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    Drink some water. You'll thank me in the morning.
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    hehehehe

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    Oh yeah if you have any Vitamin B's take them too, they will help as well, and yeah drink lots of water!!
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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    I cnat get out of bed r else id get water ate two slices of bread though yum. want tacos. wish i had apersonal driver. my number one rule is not to drive drunk. otherwise id get tcos;. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Hahaha I'll be looking forward to your hangover post.
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    ^^ fer rill... Pooka baby, you might want to slide out of bed and crawl to the kitchen, or bathroom or somwhere that you can drink water, it's starting to sound like it will be very good for you to do this!!
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    hahaha. yeah thatas sporbably good idea. wewwwww i cant type. thats so lame. but sgosh i love stirpeprweb.

    imma rgeret this tommorwwo im such a typing nzxasii or nazzie ro goshdanging. thi suchsk! suchsk. uchs. sucsckl. sucsl. sucks. therwe wego. sucsk.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA POOKA YOU'RE TOO GREAT!!

    I am laughing so effing hard it hurts!!! You and I... Pooka, you and I will go out drinking some time, it has to happen, be it this summer or next year!! This needs to happen!!!
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    BAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Me and Twin are laughin so hard our sides hurt. Egads we love you wife. You rock so hard.
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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    guys. serously. the wpoer went off and the burhgarl arlarm whent off and gabyy jumpped of the balcon and I caugt her some how. Sh ewould have ran away and she's soi dark that I oweulnd have bene able to find her in a blacout. i waws so scared. i think tahtwa shy i got drun.

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    Drunk Pooka is funny as hell. I love you for making me smile after having a shitty night at work.

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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay awake until you sober up, drink lots of water, and go to sleep after you sober up.

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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    Drunk Pooka posts are like those "Cna Yuo Raed Tihs?" thingees.

    Water. Or, if you have Pedialyte, chug some of that. Trust me. I'm glad the cat is okay.
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    Go Pooka!!!

    If you're ever out here in SD again we must both have shots of girly rum and then post the results on Stripperweb.

    BTW glad you saved Gabby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Go Pooka!!!

    If you're ever out here in SD again we must both have shots of girly rum and then post the results on Stripperweb.

    BTW glad you saved Gabby.
    and how on all counts, I want in on the girly rum... Rum is my middle name you know and girly drinks are my game... Wow... I just said that, goodnight!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
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    I wanna get drunk sometime and post too.

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    Default Re: Pooooooooookas drrruuunkkk

    im so jealous i wanna be drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    .... want tacos. wish i had apersonal driver. my number one rule is not to drive drunk. otherwise id get tcos;. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

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    OMG! Did you know that you told me the whole story about saving Gabby on the balcony...like...THREE times?

    I was telling you about the dumb kids across the street and their party, and you were like, "Wow...really? Hey...I have scratches on my arms...Gabby jumped off the balcony..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deni View Post
    OMG! Did you know that you told me the whole story about saving Gabby on the balcony...like...THREE times?

    I was telling you about the dumb kids across the street and their party, and you were like, "Wow...really? Hey...I have scratches on my arms...Gabby jumped off the balcony..."



    Ahem.

    *straightens feathers*

    Uh.....

    Where do I start? Erm...sorry guys. Hehe. Imma be more careful with where my computer is. And uh...sorry bout the phone deni, I'm sure you heard the gabby story the first time. Yeah.

    Anyway....

    Sorry about that. *scrounged up dignity*

    I feel good today though! Finally managed to go get some water round 7 am.

    I love you guys for laughin at this and not disowning me haha.

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    ^^ You have seen the drunk posts here right? lol
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