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    Ewwww I was giving a dance last night, it was a double in fact for a bucks party and the buck threw up.

    Yuck..........

    I know quite a few dancers who have had guys vomit during PD's.

    Share your horror stories......

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    Does reeking of vomit count??

    (soooo sorry that happened to you!)

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    Wow, I can't imagine that happening to me, I would go nuts. I've seen guys stumble around and pass out from drinking but never vomit.

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    This could have actually ended in tragedy, Midwestern-style.

    I was doing a bachelor dance on stage with another girl & the "corner" stage was elevated four feet off the ground with a high metal gate & door around it (The Silver Dollar in Mandan, North Dakota, which is now sadly dancer-free.)

    The bachelor was a beefy, burly young guy who had been drunkened out on Yagermeister, that (hard to understand the appeal of) Licorice-flavored liquor. How did we discover this?
    The guy barfed on the stage, FAINTED, fell out of the seat on stage, tumbled down and FELL THROUGH THE METAL GATE DOOR ONTO THE HARD FLOOR. I was horrified. Then he vomited a thin Yager-colored puddle onto the floor. There was no way I could have prevented his fall, he weighed twice as much as me if not more. I was actually pretty angry his friends had insisted he get a bachelor dance if he was in that poor of a condition.

    I'm not making this up, Lady Gwen was there & the other dancer never forgot it either. We were grateful he didn't get hurt.

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    Oh geez thats really awful. Lucky he wasn't hurt either.

    I dont get the appeal of the Yagermeister either

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    There's Yager in Australia? It's not that popular here. Well, I can't stand it. I feel bad that guy had to puke it up, as if it's not bad enough on the way down, he had to re-up it. LOL

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    Yeh its really popular here.
    I had a lovely customer from Waco Texas in last week and he was drinking them but I made him try it with V - it's a similar drink to red bull and he said u guys dont have V over there so I made him drink his with V. He wasn't sure about it tho hehe.

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    I've alwase really disliked jäger except when it's in a redheaded slut... mmmm.... There's a Honey Jägermeister tho and I cant remember what it's called but it's not half bad warmed in hot tea. Anyway I'm sorry he vomd on you... or was it just near you?
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    Oh no not on me! He just leaned over the arm of the couch and did it. If he did it on me I would have vomited too.

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    This one girl insisted that she liked sick customers, because that means she could take advantage of him while he was sooo messed up! #1 thats wrong to take advantage of him (if he wasn't an ass before he got wasted) #2 he should have controlled his drinking better #3 i'm sorry there isn't an amount of money that would make me want to see or smell puke!!!
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    I think Jager has all the appeal of Nyquil, but my son and all his friends love it.

    I've seen a lot less vomiting in strip clubs than in regular bars. Less fights, too, come to think of it.

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    Happened to me once, I've written about it before. He threw up all over the place, including all over my arm. I ran to the bathroom in disguist. When I came back his friend paid me and apologized profusely. Fortunately he waited to pay me, they could have left. But I was so grossed out I had to go clean it up.

    And I've seen it on the floor and almost stepped in it a few times. Assholes throw up and just leave. Yuck.

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    It was funny tho afterwards coz he went straight to the bathroom and our manager and security were trying to locate him to throw him out. They were asking me for a description and all I could remember was he was wearing a suit and had a monobrow.

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    Wow you guys. I am SO glad this has never happened to me, because I have a paralyzing phobia of vomit. If a custy puked on or near me during a LD, I would probably start screaming. I'd also likely faint, cry, hyperventilate, tremble uncontrollably in terror, or run clear out of the club in my high heels and birthday suit to "escape." Seriously, grave phobias can cause an otherwise sensible girl to do some irrational, overblown shit.

    I tend to avoid very drunk customers because I am so emetophobic. Some girls I've met, like redhothoney said, go after the most inebriated custies, and for better or worse, they often convince him to part with a great deal of money. Ethics aside, I can't bring myself to go within (literal) spitting distance of shitfaced custies, for stated reasons.

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    ugh geez..that is so gross...even being around someone elses vomit just makes my skin crawl. sorry this happened to you.

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    Years ago I was working in a club that allowed air floor dances. Well, after about a minute into the song, I turned with my back towards him. The next thing I knew I felt something warm running down my back. Thank god that this club had a shower! The bouncer made him pay extra, cuz of the mess and just plain out nastyness!

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    I'm a big emetephobe, too. I've only had one customer turn green on me. I hopped up, grabbed the money he pulled out of his pocket (how he managed that, I'll never know) and pushed him out the door of the couch room. I had to sit down for a bit and breathe deeply. *shudder* I get dizzy when people get sick near me.

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    I really don't get how people throw up anywhere that isn't a toilet or garbage can. Whether its been food poisoning or too much booze, I've always made it to a bathroom.

    A couple years ago I was dancing in vip with a friend for these 2 guys. We switched guys about halfway through and not 5 minutes later, her dude puked all over the couch & a teeny tiny bit got on her leg. I've never run to grab a garbage can so fast in my life! I felt really bad for her but am also glad the guys wanted to switch - I think I would've spazzed the F out if puke got on me.

    A couple weeks ago I was chatting with this guy & his friend in the chair next to us kept falling asleep. I gave him a wet willie & we were making fun of him but he kept falling asleep. Then all of a sudden he sat up real straight, grabbed his beer and tried to puke in the bottle! That, of course, didn't work out so well. I jumped out of the way in time and it got all over the floor. Another of their friends helped that guy to the bathroom. I said "Eww. That was fucking nasty. Let's ditch them and go to vip." He just said "Ok," and I made $500.

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    ^^^Wow, Homework Lady, way to turn that into a hustle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Ewwww I was giving a dance last night, it was a double in fact for a bucks party and the buck threw up.

    Yuck..........

    I know quite a few dancers who have had guys vomit during PD's.

    Share your horror stories......
    Ha ha ha something really similar happened to me recently. I was giving a dance to this wasted dude (he was so drunk he was trying to give the dancers dances). In the middle of the song he sorta just started to stand up and I was like "whoa WTF" so I stepped out of the way. He wandered over to an empty nearby booth and puked. Yeah it was gross but I was really glad he at least got away from me before letting it all out.

    Good thing his friends paid for the dance.
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    Okay, this cute little boy came up and asked me if he could take me to the half hour room at SR. For anyone who's not been there, it's basically two long rows of couches facing each other divided by tables. It was a busy night, and I hadn't talked to him. I danced basically the whole half hours, thought he wasn't drinking because he ordered a sprite (I personally had a mai tai. I'm weird. Anyway) from the waitress when we sat down (2 drink minimum). Just as I'm finishing the half hour, the guy LEANS over and vomits ALL over the floor!!!

    First, I didn't even know he was drunk or even drinking !
    Second, we were in a super tight enclosed space on a Saturday night!

    I didn't know what to do, but this really nice girl accross from me handed him her sprite (he tried to give it back after he took a sip, lol). The bouncer ran and scooped him up and took him out in the hall way and gave him a new shirt to wear while they ran my rhino chips on his redit card.

    It was just so embarassing, I felt like an ass for not knowing he was wasted (although after he barfed he was also very embarassed and was able to talk quite normally, this is why the bouncer didn't kick him out and gave him a Rhino tee shirt).

    Also, how disgusting ! There were literally 7 other men in the room at the time... talk about a waste of 200 dollars! It's pretty hard to enjoy a dance after you just saw spewing vomit.
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    ^^ he was def drunk? I mean when you said "cute little boy" and that he didnt talk... maybe he was terribly terribly nervous. one of my best friends throws up when she's really nervous. It's how you can tell she likes a guy, haha (no it's not funny really, but I laugh, I am an asshole) maybe he wasn't drunk and your perception was right... maybe.
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    oops double post

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    NASSSSSSSSSSTY.
    This isnt as bad, but last night I had a "normal" looking dude who REEKED of parmesan. I wanted to ask him if he fuckin ate pizza but I really think it was day old nut sack smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Wow you guys. I am SO glad this has never happened to me, because I have a paralyzing phobia of vomit. If a custy puked on or near me during a LD, I would probably start screaming. I'd also likely faint, cry, hyperventilate, tremble uncontrollably in terror, or run clear out of the club in my high heels and birthday suit to "escape." Seriously, grave phobias can cause an otherwise sensible girl to do some irrational, overblown shit.

    I tend to avoid very drunk customers because I am so emetophobic. Some girls I've met, like redhothoney said, go after the most inebriated custies, and for better or worse, they often convince him to part with a great deal of money. Ethics aside, I can't bring myself to go within (literal) spitting distance of shitfaced custies, for stated reasons.


    Me too!! I've read that it's like the 2nd most common phobia next to spiders or something, yet never met anyone who wasn't willing to make horrendous noises to make fun of me, or relate their phobia too, how they "get totally sick too" when someone does it...(trying to be nice, but totally not on that level)

    It's one of those unsolved mysteries I will def be taking to the grave...it started at 3, I remember the very first experience of having "that reaction", and all that ever happened was that we smelled it on the boardwalk.

    Great thread! I've always wanted to know, because the other side of this phobia is sick obsession-type stuff, but didn't wanna start it...seriously even the title of this thread made my heart jump and it's still fluttering unnaturally 5 minutes later.

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