wrapping myself in saran wrap and grabbing a.......




wrapping myself in saran wrap and grabbing a.......
. . . lightsaber and doing my Klingon death cry. The drawback, of course, is that . . .



..... you could go bling if your not careful. The right way to do it would be to .....
You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
sit down on a snake flavoured car seat and use your.....





...imagination while picturing yourself riding a dragon. Only then would you be able to...
...really get the full feel of the Toilet Paper Pinata Effect....
. . . and revel in the squeezably soft-ness. You'd then become addicted, and . . .





...enslaved by the Toilet Paper Pinata Effect. After a few days...
. . . you'd find yourself among the rest of your enslaved captives. You'd all begin chanting . . .
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, but someone will forget the words and say...
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go! - RHCP
a habanero pepper in a baboons mouth somewhere in the Amazons, those crazy monkeys.....
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go! - RHCP
sure know how to throw an awesome party! I remember the time when we...
Put a bumper sticker on that Ferarri, boy the owner was...
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go! - RHCP









...Mexican. But I'm not racist because...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
. . . I have LOTS of Australian friends. I mean, obviously. . .





...I have friends that are black, white, gay and women too!! Although I really hate those...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success




...cheetohs and makeup sex right about now. If it weren't for that pesky...
image of mr. hydes ass pimple being popped by ross, screw the cheetos I could still go for some...
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go! - RHCP
...big ol' bananas. Wait a minute, these are the wrong goddamned bananas! Who put...?
. . . the "insertables" in with my food? I'm gonna . . .
...a dancer, who has to live with "insertables" jokes all night long. But at $500 an hour in VIP, you would be surprised what rhinoceros....





...horn dust can do when stirred into a dry Martini. It's aphrodisiac effects include...
...paranoid delusions of sexual prowess, the inability to achieve, sustain or control an erection and the inability to, er, find it. Side effects include priaprism, necrotizing fasciitis, delusions that you are a cocker spaniel and....
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