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    . . . believing that you are indeed the sexiest person alive. The only known way to come down from this is . . .

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    ..intense desire to spend lots of money on beautiful half-naked women. But that's okay becuase then they'll....

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    .. to spend lots of money on beautiful half naked women. But that's okay because then they'll...

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    ...indulge that intense desire like only beautiful half-naked women can do. This works out perfectly until you realize at 6:00 AM that you are down $15,000 and have a bar tab....

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    ..because you just had to buy a round of Louis Roederer Cristal for everyone in the bar. And it was really hot tipping that girl the...


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    ....bikini is falling off of. Besides, the pole is all.....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    sweaty from MoJoJoJo's monkey juices. That's what we get for letting him throw his...


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    ...delicious and expensive monkey-love all around the room. But that's better than when he....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ...hung upside down from the chandelier while peeling a banana. It wasn't just ANY banana, it was...

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    ...Archibald F. Plantain, the selfsame specimen featured in the sensationalist documentary "Banana: The Untold Story." Said film ought not be confused with...

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    .. "Banana Nuts.. the way we whack off to bananas", for that movie was done not by Archibald but by Van Williams Hybrid. Hybrid has also done such scandalous banana films as...


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    .."Hey! Don't call ME Yellow!" and "Skidmarks", which garnered several nods from the Academy...

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    for peeling back the veil of secrecy shielding the banana world from public scrutiny. It was time for the novices to...

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    eat fungus covered cocoa-puffs, I think we should all...

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    ...take precautions against rubella and SARS by means of dodging the sneezes of others, and eating a diet high in Vitamins A-K, and L-Z when discovered. I suppose that Vitamin T, in particular...

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    ...take precautions against rubella and SARS by means of dodging the sneezes of others, and eating a diet high in Vitamins A-K, and L-Z when discovered. I suppose that Vitamin T, in particular...
    is something i dont get enough of. I wanted to...

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    play naked golf today but I can't because....

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    ...that dwarf still hasn't given me back my clubs, and his pet monkey ate the tees, so I guess the only thing I can really do is...

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    ...Hang out on my uncle's veranda and coax this telescoping unitard up my sphincter, which isn't as dreadful as it sounds due to the benevolence of...

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    the monkey that ate the golf tees because in his little monkey hands......

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    ...they became tasty morsels. Another snack that he couldn't resist was...

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    The entirety of Burkina Faso. Amnesty International is going to have a field day. Speaking of field days...

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    . . . stripperweb post whores are LOVING this thread. Can we say . . .

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    .."Ramalamadingdong?" All together now! But I'd sure like to know where this....

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    . . . is going, since so far all we know is we're really dirty kids and a lot of us will be "God/dess status" soon. I mean, honestly . . .

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    who you calling a whore? The last time I checked...

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