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    . . . other girlfriend in the head, though - who knew they were that flexible? I guess that . . .

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    .. a little castration is in order, so I took out my rusty pair of pliers....

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    . . . and went to work. By the time I sobered up . . .

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    ...I didn't know what to make of my project. Apparently, it's much more difficult to...

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    . . . turn into a woman than southpark led me to beleive. At least . . .

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    I now know that I enjoy excruciating pain. Which caused me. . .
    don't hate the player hate the game......

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    ...to put Paris Hilton's self-titled 2006 CD release on auto-repeat at high volume. Then, having guaranteed myself hours of agony, I...

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    ...was feeling quite rambunctious. I recalled the sensation of my most relevant pair of pantaloons billowing about my posterior, and knew at that moment I needed to embark upon a quest to...

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    ...locate that most elusive of prizes. Yes, indeed, you guessed it: "The Platinum...

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    ...Clit Ring. I went to have to have my clit pierced before, however...
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    Maria Callas said it best: "When my critics stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."

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    ....they told me I didn't qualify. So instead I decided to....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ...work at the night shift at Taco Bell to pay for a sex change operation. I decided to go to the doctor who told me,...

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    ...that moonlighting at Taco Bell would be a slow way to pay for a sex flip. Dr. Feelgood suggested that I consider...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    ...that moonlighting at Taco Bell would be a slow way to pay for a sex flip. Dr. Feelgood suggested that I consider...
    becoming a gender chameleon. Im so horny i could...

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    ...go down on Phyllis Diller! Even the crack of dawn is turning me on, because...

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    ...At least it ain't hairy, and I've always been a butt man. But enough wanking! I'm a busy guy, and today I've got to perfect my dogie-roping, so that I can...

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    ...At least it ain't hairy, and I've always been a butt man. But enough wanking! I'm a busy guy, and today I've got to perfect my dogie-roping, so that I can...
    play with the devils and dance with the wolves. I plan to eat some pink tacos and then run for the....

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    ...presidency. Yo Monica! Bring me some...
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    of that sweet fine booty of yours over here, to me. Hmm... now I feel like....


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    ...do pooka's laundry in the nude except for a pirate hat. Only because I...

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    ...wear an eyepatch wearing a spiffy hat and say GARRRRRR!. But instead I'm going to....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ....move a bunch of chickens their cages to different cages. I worry about their sharp talons...

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    ...because they remind of the time I got drunk and slept with this girl name Phallon. I talked to her the next day and she said...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepyboy View Post
    ...because they remind of the time I got drunk and slept with this girl name Phallon. I talked to her the next day and she said...
    omg you were like so amazing in bed. I then told her it comes naturally and that i recently made...

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    ...an instructional DVD for those who lack sexual skills. The title of my tutorial is...

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