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    ..."How to do It with SheEp". It didn't sell very well, except in....

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    ...Wyoming, where men are men and sheep are nervous. Come to think of it, another...

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    video I made is about to come out. It's titled...

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    ..."A Rose By Any Name." It's about a woman who...

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    dances during the day and sleeps at night. I'm sure the critics will pan it but....
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

    Where you come from is gone.
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    ....they're a bit busy with critiquing Family Guy. I wonder why it's so itchy....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ...around my nipples after I rub Tabasco sauce on my chest and stomach. Maybe it's because I waited...

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    and waited... and waited... and waited. Then I got sick of waiting....


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    ...and picked up the telephone. I speed-dialed my good friend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    ...and picked up the telephone. I speed-dialed my good friend...
    Juan, my secret lover from Mexico. He and i have been discreetly seeing each other for 3 months and we plan to...

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    ...save our money and buy a midget. I had a crazy idea involving a midget, orange electrical tape, and...
    coconut paste. We are now about to...

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    ...have rotisserie sex with our midget, who arrived via FedEx just moments ago. We've taped the midget up in a hammock on the balcony, so that...

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    ...we could run to the store and get some beef jerky. Then I think we're going to grab some neighbors and...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guenevere View Post
    ...we could run to the store and get some beef jerky. Then I think we're going to grab some neighbors and...
    convince them to join in on the fun. Right now were planning to play...

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    twister. Now I'm getting distracted by the pussy over on the right of me....


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    twister. Now I'm getting distracted by the pussy over on the right of me....
    cause it has a gigantic labia. I feel so...

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    ...aroused at the moment. Nothing is prettier than a...

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    ...I think it's a Siamese. Cats are my favorite pets because...

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    ..they lick great pussy. Just like...


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    ...every true gentleman who lives by the law that ladies come first...and second...and third. Eventually you lose count because....

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    ...you run out of fingers. But you still have toes, so you can...
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ...make do with them until you run out of those, too. After that...

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    ...didn't live in a shoe but was crazy about Manolo Blahnik. In fact, she...

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    re-mortgaged her house to buy some more. She had corns and

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    ...liked her geriatric boyfriend to massage them before they made "the beast with two backs." He was the local shuffleboard champion and...

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