..."How to do It with SheEp". It didn't sell very well, except in....




..."How to do It with SheEp". It didn't sell very well, except in....





...Wyoming, where men are men and sheep are nervous. Come to think of it, another...
video I made is about to come out. It's titled...





..."A Rose By Any Name." It's about a woman who...



dances during the day and sleeps at night. I'm sure the critics will pan it but....
I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
....they're a bit busy with critiquing Family Guy. I wonder why it's so itchy....
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





...around my nipples after I rub Tabasco sauce on my chest and stomach. Maybe it's because I waited...





and waited... and waited... and waited. Then I got sick of waiting....
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...and picked up the telephone. I speed-dialed my good friend...













...have rotisserie sex with our midget, who arrived via FedEx just moments ago. We've taped the midget up in a hammock on the balcony, so that...
...we could run to the store and get some beef jerky. Then I think we're going to grab some neighbors and...









twister. Now I'm getting distracted by the pussy over on the right of me....
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...aroused at the moment. Nothing is prettier than a...





...I think it's a Siamese. Cats are my favorite pets because...





..they lick great pussy. Just like...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
...every true gentleman who lives by the law that ladies come first...and second...and third. Eventually you lose count because....
...you run out of fingers. But you still have toes, so you can...
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





...make do with them until you run out of those, too. After that...





...didn't live in a shoe but was crazy about Manolo Blahnik. In fact, she...



re-mortgaged her house to buy some more. She had corns and





...liked her geriatric boyfriend to massage them before they made "the beast with two backs." He was the local shuffleboard champion and...
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