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    Default Dear Ass Pimple

    Why are you on my ass? I clean my ass every day. I take pretty good care of my ass. However, for some reason, you have seen fit to take up temporary residence on the center of my left ass cheek. You are causing me discomfort when I sit down and I have to shift my weight to my right ass cheek to avoid putting pressure on you.

    I hope you do not have ambitions to become a boil or anything like that. I have no choice but to endure your presence for the time being, but if you persist with this choice of residence, I will be forced to take extreme measures to evict you.

    Sincerely,

    Mr Hyde

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    <pulls on a Hazmat suit and pops da ass pimple>

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    Toothpaste.
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

    Where you come from is gone.
    Where you thought you were going to was never there,
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    Scrubbing Bubbles.



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    Melon baller.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    A 5-day Eviction notice. Hey, It's the LAW.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Exfoliate it an put oxy or clearisil on it. I have a deep one on the underside of my chin that needs to GO!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    A 5-day Eviction notice. Hey, It's the LAW.

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    This might be my fave post ever.!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    <pulls on a Hazmat suit and pops da ass pimple>
    *sits behind Rozz and watches, wondering why she is so engrossed with somebody's ass pimple being worked on*

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    Default Re: Dear Ass Pimple

    you know the butterfly hair clips that women wear? i popped a nasty pimple on my back with one. the clip ends squeezed with more pressure than i could and the little sucker was history.

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    ^yyooowwwwwccchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by mina loy View Post
    you know the butterfly hair clips that women wear? i popped a nasty pimple on my back with one. the clip ends squeezed with more pressure than i could and the little sucker was history.
    A bulldog clip for paper may well be just as effective.
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

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    Default Re: Dear Ass Pimple

    I think a butt pimple would be caused by sweat wouldn't it?

    Butt deodorant?? hehehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    ^yyooowwwwwccchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    it didn't tickle.

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    I'm telling you, the mayonnaise trick works like a charm. Put a big dab of mayo on it, cover it with a bandaid, and go to bed. In the morning all you'll have to do is gently squeeze and it'll blow like the Hindenburg. Follow up with some Neosporin or other disinfectant and it'll be completely healed up in a day or two.

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    May0naise hehehehe

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    Don't piss off the ass pimple it could migrate to sacktown .

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