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    There's this 40something year old cracked out prostitute that works at my club. (good way to start any story, right?)
    Apparently she worked there for a long, long time and then left (or was fired?) - and now she just got hired again.
    She doesn't really dance, but MAN can she stare! She leans over the stage GLARING at the guys - it scares the crap out of them! She'll pick one randomly to glare at, angrily, I thought - until I realized the other day - that's supposed to be her "sexy face". I saw her doing it - scaring this poor guy, making him sheepishly hide his wallet, and then she starting licking her lips. Wow. It was supposed to be hot? I thought she was just angry.
    Needless to say she uh, doesn't make much doing that. But I guess she banks by blowing all those guys in the parking lot. Classy.
    As long as she doesn't stare up at them while she's doing it, shit!

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    Default Re: Um, your sexy face is... scary...

    Oy. LOL!

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Dammit, I meant to put this under Stripping General Duh...

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    ahaha..thats freaking hilarious.

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    LOL I was picturing that in my mind while I read.

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    hahahaahah great mental picture!

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    I was making a customer laugh by doing an "O Face" during a lapdance (scrunched up face and balled fists, hopping up and down on his lap.)

    Maybe I have scary "O" faces. The real reason for not being able to keep a man, I look like a fucked up demon during orgasm.

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    Max, you are so f-ing hilarious I want a lap dance from you. Seriously!!!!

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    No really, I have a little round rubbery face so I wonder what I look like during sex. Luckily I'm barely 5 feet tall so most guys can barely see my head, whatever we're doing at that moment of humping.

    Come to think of it, I wonder what I look like when I squeal, "WRONG hole, mofo!"

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    Hahaha! That's hilarious!

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    haha thats hilarious and creepy at the same time!
    don't hate the player hate the game......

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    As scary as that sounds, I bet some guys would actually find that attractive. I dont see it, but to each their own!

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    This is great. LOL

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    wow, did the chick that worked with Emily and I at sig's switch to your club? heh.

    Love it!

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