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    Default Bad, BAD stripper bride!!!

    You just gotta see this.

    http://www.uglydress.com/76ersdress.html

    <Shivers>

    Oh..and one more.

    http://www.uglydress.com/whathapinveg2.html
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    Hmmmm.....honestly? I actually really like the second one. I've always wanted the sluttiest wedding dress I can find. It's trashy, yet sexy

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    Hmmmm.....honestly? I actually really like the second one. I've always wanted the sluttiest wedding dress I can find. It's trashy, yet sexy
    Funlatina, marry me. Marry me now.

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    ^^^^^Only if you pay for that dress!

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    i think these were in the dream wedding dress thread?

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    Hehe, it's hilarious that such a slutty wedding dress is white! It totally defeats the original purpose of a white dress!

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    But the second dress was for a themed wedding in Vegas. It was a showgirl theme. I kinda like the idea.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Hehe, it's hilarious that such a slutty wedding dress is white! It totally defeats the original purpose of a white dress!
    True, but why is it that people go gaga over white stripper costumes? On an old "moneymaker outfit" thread, most of the dancers said white outfits brought in the most $$$$.

    I actually have a Slutty Bride Outfit. I wore it at a bachelor party & one of the guys said I looked better than the bride-to-be. How mean, huh.

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    That first one looks like she took her grandmother's lace curtains and plopped them on her head and around the hem of her dress. Or, that she got up from the table and took the tablecloth with her.

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    I like the second one - well the top anyway - haha funny photo, bunch of miserable gits!
    The first one looks like a train of toilet paper - hideous!

    Years ago one of the local feature strippers got married in just a beaded corset type thing, which made the papers. It loked great, and I dont recall the bride getting any slack for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    ^^^^^Only if you pay for that dress!

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    Awwwwwwwwww!

    Thanks.

    Now I just realized it was you hitting me up on myspace...<trots over to add you>
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    True, but why is it that people go gaga over white stripper costumes? On an old "moneymaker outfit" thread, most of the dancers said white outfits brought in the most $$$$.
    I usually wear white at work, it's always popular

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    hmmm i will take the white outfit into consideration I honestly have never worn white to work that i know of.... i love the money making suggestions.... Bridezilla strips
    REDHOTHONEY

    Quote Originally Posted by MichelleJade View Post
    In my opinion, there are no normal strippers though... it's like a bag of jelly beans, they're all made of sugar but come in all different colors and flavors. (I think I'd be the root beer kind... mmmmm.)

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