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    A Who did it mystery?
    *que law and order music*

    My smaller club got robbed a few days ago. A window was open, a door was left open and the offices have been burgled. They didn't take much money because it had all been collected. They collect it randomly anyways. They stole the money, our camera, security cameras and a computer and a few other items. The wires to the phone and security were cut. However, the alarm was disarmed as it never went off. One of the doors that was left open was staged.

    There 5 suspects as all of these people have keys to the building. Every who was at work was yelling and about to fight because the person suspected didn't have much of a motive to commit this crime. However, as we talked last night they were ruled out for lack of motive and knowledge of when the money was collected last. We ruled out customers because how everything was done they have had to have known the alarm code. All the girls were ruled out for lack of motive and didn't know the code. So, we thought about who wasn't so obvious. Sparkle*, Stella*, Bobby* were people who may have been disgruntled in the past upon their voluntary or involuntary absence at the club. One had been fired, one left and the other stop coming to work. Bobby* was ruled out because she was too stupid to do anything like this. Now, the one who was fired, Sparkle*, we knew was running out of money and didn't make much at her other job. They also have had connections with Stella* who knew the alarm code and had keys. Stella* has moved out of state. The 5 other suspects were not friends with Sparkle*. Also, Sparkle's* storage is nearby and new some shady people (as you guessed it) she is also on drugs. She has been known to own lock cutters. Sparkle* was also told she could not come back to work with us about a week ago.

    After a big blow out with the owner and a suspected manager we have concluded the 5 obvious people have been ruled out. This person also stole a backpack to put the small amount of money in and a few pictures of ONE girl and the license copy of ONE girl. Obvious much?

    It blew our minds when we knew who dunnit; yet, were not surprised. We were more along the lines of shocked that this person has gotten so low. The security and phone wires have been replaced and the locks and codes have been changed finally.

    *named have been changed and story has been slightly modified for security reasons.
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    wow..one license copy and pics of one girl lol..smart smart. Sounds like alot of drama going on there!

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    It got crazy a bit last night and I wanted to just go home but everything ended on a better note with everyone. There was yelling and threats and gah!
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
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    Oooh how exciting! I will have to remember never trust anybody named Sparkle, or anybody with that alias. Sprinkle, Glitter, Spackle and Shimmer on the other hand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Oooh how exciting! I will have to remember never trust anybody named Sparkle, or anybody with that alias. Sprinkle, Glitter, Spackle and Shimmer on the other hand...
    hehe! My first bf named my boobies.... sparkle and glitter

    I guess we can only trust the right one!

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    How exciting!!! My club is so boring...

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    I think it was....Colonel Mustard...in the library...with the wrench...

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    You're a sweet person to help the owner figure it out.... I hate club management so much I would have told them it's their problem, and "see ya"!

    (*You know, 'cause that's the response we get from management when WE have security & theft problems at work......)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Oooh how exciting! I will have to remember never trust anybody named Sparkle, or anybody with that alias. Sprinkle, Glitter, Spackle and Shimmer on the other hand...
    SPACKLE!!!! haha sorry, I'm done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Oooh how exciting! I will have to remember never trust anybody named Sparkle, or anybody with that alias. Sprinkle, Glitter, Spackle and Shimmer on the other hand...
    Okay. Now I'm thinking of a Saturday Night Live skit with Chevy Chase and Jane Curtin about a product called "Shimmer".

    "...it's a floor wax"

    "no, it's a dessert topping"

    "no, it's a floor wax"

    "a dessert topping"

    "no, new Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping..."
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    WAIT!!! im confused why did she take that one girls pix and license copy??
    It doesnt matter whether ur black or white, cuz the only color that matters is green...


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