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    Default Bad things happen to me every Saturday

    I will give you a few examples.

    Saturday #1 Some jackass customer decides to head butt me on purpose while I am on stage. Hit me so hard, I can't remember what he looks like and I still have a bump. I was making really damn good money that night but ended up in the dressing room with a bag of ice on my head. Also had to wear a shit load of cover up the next week, due to 2 black eyes.

    Saturday #2 Some jackass customer decides he is going to pull his dick out in the private dance room. It was little and limp and I wasnt interested.

    Saturday #3 One of my contact lenses never made it back into the case. Now I have to buy new ones (they are special order) and wear my glasses.

    Saturday #4 My glasses broke. The arm snapped off. Hubby was able to fix them by taking the arm of my new sunglasses I had bought 2 weeks ago to wear when I had my contacts in.

    Saturday #5 Got yelled at by the bartender for getting drunk on my 30th birthday. The owner, who is my best friend, told him to stick up his ass.


    I don't hate Saturdays, I just hate the bad things that happen to me on Saturdays. I am just really happy that I had the lat 2 of them off.


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    Default Re: Bad things happen to me every Saturday

    You got headbutted? WTF is wrong with guys???
    Sorry u had a terrible night sweetie.
    Saturday nights can bring in the riff-raff, drunk idiots.

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    Default Re: Bad things happen to me every Saturday

    Memorial Day weekend would explain that incident. Kinda.


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    Default Re: Bad things happen to me every Saturday

    Wow, My 30th is comming up soon and I hope that nothing bad happens to me!!

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    Default Re: Bad things happen to me every Saturday

    I bet guy #1 can not get any ass. He is a turd and you should have kicked him in the nuts. Prick.

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