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    Default just when i thought the douchebags weren't running wild anymore...

    heh. ok, so we all remember the video "douchebaggery"? if not, click : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1Q9JfpteU

    ok. so i showed that way back when to a customer. well, he emailed me tonight and sent me this which made me lol and i had to share. (his humor is dry, i love it.)

    "I remembered your douchebag video from way back when, and recently it's come up again. well, I think there is one guy from Long Island who can give Lee Hotti a run for his money.

    The guy’s name is Joey Porsche (no, seriously, that is his URL for his myspace page!) and one of my friends found a discussion about him on a website for BMW automobiles. I’ve pasted a few pics below and also added ths links which were forwarded to me.

    I have to get a haircut soon – I think I’ll try to look like these guys!"
    http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=475196
    http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche

    (edit: no pics needed, they are all on the other forum, read the whole thing it's a freakin riot)
    Last edited by Chrissy68; 06-26-2007 at 03:41 AM.

    Love it!

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    i finally just got thru all of those comments on the other forum. dood. that's hilarious.
    my fave quote:
    That guy is so fukcing orange he looks like an oompa loompa. (No disrespect intended toward any oompa loompas reading this.)

    Love it!

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    Can't see the pics!

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    oh oh! ive heard of these guys, and seen so many ranodm pics of them around. its a sub culture thing

    bmw's
    troll hair
    orange skin

    i think they are italian or something, i cant remember, but its fucking funny

    ETA: Guido ! thats what they are called.

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    ^^ read the forum, its crack up!

    or better yet...

    ROFL

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    They are soo pretty...

    Like, grow the hair long and they would be such pretty girls.
    And I'm jealous of their eyebrows. They are manicured soo perfect and beautiful.

    Not manly at all, but I'd kill to have thoes eyebrows

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    lmao, me and a friend actually met joey porsche at the jersey shore 2 summers ago. dude, they wear freakin makeup.

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    Go ahead and flame me but I think the young hottie with spiked hair is hottt.........


    just for a night

    I know I'd be disappointed though!!!

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    Gah. What's with these guys? I sooooo do not get it. One of the girls says her boyfriend carries CONCEALER with him at ALL times in case he gets a pimple! When did metrosexual become retardosexual?

    I can't remember if this vid's been posted here before but a search didn't bring anything up, so here:
    http://www.glumbert.com/media/douchecologne
    Sorry, if this is a repost.

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    ^ heh. striped shirts and popped collars. lol.
    "well do you know who my father is?"


    so i had to add this:
    http://www.thephatphree.com/features...9&SectionID=11

    Love it!

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    I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I'm crushing one right now!

    HAHA. this made my day!

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    That was awesome! The Red Bull bit made me think of this:
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=23660

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    Ahhhh that Joey dude was featured on that hot girls with douchebags or whatever site. I said it once, I'll say it again, guys like that fesso are why I LOVE not living on Long Island anymore. Seriously. I wish that the Long Island Leatherskinned Hedgehogs would go extinct.
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    I want to be in that gang. I'm practicing the face!!!!

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    *Practices face in the mirror*

    Quick, where's my camera? I've got it down - and I KNOW there's some orange tanner in my closet somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelo View Post
    AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I am rolling on the floor!!!

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    Don't know why I can't stop laughing at the guy at the bottom of this pic. I actually feel guilty as much as I keep giggling about it. I'm getting ready to go to the gym and I know I'm gonna start thinking about it while I'm bored out of my mind on the elliptical.

    http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n...21882_9932.jpg

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    Thank's for the laugh I needed one . I have really never seen people like this except on TV but they actually are for real LOL .

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    Ohhhh WOW!! Jess just got an onslaught of douchebaggery on his myspace page.

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    What's with every one of those fucking guys having Derik Zoolander Syndrome?


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    Bwahahhaa!! That is so freaking funny!

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    BLUE STEEL!!

    I live close enough to NJ to have to see a bunch of these douches on a fairly regular basis. And the popped collar thing, ugh. Oh, and like Paige said, and I believe it's linked on the Blue Side, check out:
    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

    Endlessly funny. Joey Porsche has his own little area on there.
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    Chrissy68 has the best YouTube links!!!!

    Sadly, on the West Coast, these DoucheBags don't have the tell tale Ooma Loompa orange fake tan & troll hair.....Same behavior though.

    This is so funny I'm going to e-mail it to all my homies....who are not Douches.

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    Yep, they're called guidos here in the NYC area. When I go out to bars with friends we often point them out with how ridiculous they look. They are more often than not just in the clubs, not at any of the bars or lounges. They often have this tough guy mentality to go along with their ridiculous tans, manicured eyebrows, lip gloss, and so much gel that it would burn longer than a coal fire which even makes them less appealing. When they're at the gym, they spend nearly all the time just flexing in front of the mirrors rather than working out, so there always is the rumor that most of them are on steroids. 90 percent of them drive an older BMW 3 series...

    Note: It doesn't take an Italian to be a Guido, and being Italian doesn't make you a Guido. It's just a general term for this extreme case of metrosexuals. I think they just look plain ridiculous.
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    OMG! You guys will LOVE this!

    Edit: You have to click on it to view the action of it, it's just way too much! I'm still falling over in my chair laughing!
    Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”

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