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    Default How do you become a human pretzel?

    I have an auditionn at the Carousel in Charlotte this Monday coming up.......I think I have got the nervous thing outta the way, but now I have another problem! I'm not really a flexible person! Does that really matter, I think in time if I do enough stretching it will come, but does anyone have any pointers?

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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    Really you should focus on making money first. Your stage show can come second. When you get on stage move slow and smile. Thats about it. No matter what and how you move people are going to know youre new anyways.
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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    Stretch if you want to be more flexible. But it really doesn't matter.

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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    Take it from me... I'm about as flexible as a fossil, or a grandpa, or a fossilized grandpa, and I do fine. Stretch for comfort, but don't worry about it.

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    Im about as flexible as a 2x4 and I do ok *shrug*

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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    just start doing daily Pilates or Yoga.. it will help you become more flexable and tone up =0)

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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    You don't have to be a human pretzel to make money or get attention on stage. Make stretching out a part of your every day routine, like right before you go to bed or something, and it'll come over time. I put off auditioning so i could "learn to dance." Pshhhhtttt.... I still sucked. You really do learn it over time, and like flexibility, if you work on it, you'll get over time. Good luck.
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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Take it from me... I'm about as flexible as a fossil, or a grandpa, or a fossilized grandpa


    "fossilized grandpa"

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    Default Re: How do you become a human pretzel?

    I am fairly flexible and does get me extra money every once in a while.... but plenty of girls do fine. I wil say I was prety proud last night when a guy gave me a twenty on stage because I went into the splits.

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