oh i just had to share. so last night at work i ran into two guys who remembered me from another club i used to work at. one of them had been going through a divorce back then and i had made his night. so i danced for that guy (we'll call him al) and then i danced for his friend (we'll call him barry).
so barry was really enjoying the dance, so much he slapped himself in the face, HARD. i started giggling and he said he was doing it to make himself behave. then barry decided that for every time i slapped my butt (which i never do during a dance) he would hit himself in the face. so i hit my ass hard and he kept hitting himself. then al decides to do the same thing. so there i am, keep dancing for them and hitting my butt and they keep hitting their faces. it causes the other custies to turn and gawk.
then i went on stage and al and barry came up and for every time i whacked my butt, well, you can guess what happened. so two other guys came up to tip me cause they thought it was so funny and when i told them what was going on, they started doing it too! later on that night, i was on a different stage, and another guy who had seen it, decided we'd do the same thing. barry and al left the club with swollen red cheeks! (and i told them fetishes were extra, they tipped well anyways)
i spent most of the night laughing really hard about this. it wasnt too busy so this definitely livened the place up! the things men do to make a woman giggle...



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omg that is tooo funny. guys are so weird. 

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