True story
ahem ...
Its around 7:30pm tonight
I got into my car, on my way to the gym...
Im driving on the left lane going toward ballys, windows down, on the cell phone... enjoying the weather..
I look to my left, and i see a cop driving the opposite lane... we make eye contact, and i KNEW he was going to pull me over...
I speed up and get into the middle lane, and take the next right turn...
I thought i lost him, and about 5 seconds later, he shows up IN FRONT OF ME !
SHIT !!!!
i pull right over... he gets behind me
as he came, i already had my license on my lap (honest to God, i get pulled over on average once a month for the same shit, tinted windows)
Hello officer, i am so sorry i was on the phone, it was really important, i am a little lost and am getting directions..
He taked my license, and asks for my registration...
I go into my glove box to get my registration, and he says
Tinted windshield, Tinted windows, youre on the cell phone, no seatbelt, and you have a license plate frame abstructing full view of your plates (its an "audi sport" OEM plate frame..
Officer, i am really sorry about that...
I hand him my papers, and a HUGE stack of police cards... i have quite a few cop friends...
he tells me, i dont want to see those cards, because anybody could have given them to me
he gets into his car, makes me wait about 10 long minutes..
he come's back to me, asks me for my police cars, and tells me he is going to cut me a break, and LET ME PICK which 2 citations i want him to write me..
So i once again apologized, and told him to give me 2 tint tickets (as they are no points)
He takes my police cards with him in the car...
Makes me wait about 5 minutes
Comes back to me, and tells me he is going to let me go w/ 0 tickets....
i thanked him several times....
I told him "officer, if you or your children are car enthusiasts, i work at such and such dealership, and i would LOVE to treat you guys to a lunch, and i will take you guys on a test drive on any exotic car you want"...
i gave him my card, and he smiled and said he would take me up on that..
i was so relieved !..
i thought i was having a pretty shitty day with the humid afternoon, but this guy just made me feel like i won the lottery !
anyways, that's all !



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