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    Default Please tell me this is not my future...

    ..... I think the picture says it all .....
    Last edited by AudreyLeigh; 04-07-2008 at 10:32 AM.

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    Default Re: Please tell me this is not my future...

    Shit.
    Going by your nicely toned body in yoour other pic post i highly doubt this is your future.

    I did get an email recently with this exact pic attached saying "Paris Hilton in 40 years"

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    Default Re: Please tell me this is not my future...

    i hope not.
    so it might not
    most likely not

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    Default Re: Please tell me this is not my future...

    that courtney love isnt it?

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    LOL i've seen that making the rounds.
    I think it's just some random older chick, not Courtney Love.



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    she looks anorexic.

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    Default Re: Please tell me this is not my future...

    I like beef jerky! Turkey jerky, too...

    I had never heard of or seen "human jerky" before today! ...More than a little unsettling...

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    This is not my future.



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    Or rather - check out this sexy bi*ch
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    Dayum!!! Granny's got some ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post

    I had never heard of or seen "human jerky" before today! ...More than a little unsettling...

    Come to Florida, we have herds of human jerky!




    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    Dayum!!! Granny's got some ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Yeah she does, bolted to her chest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Come to Florida, we have herds of human jerky!








    Yeah she does, bolted to her chest.


    Zing!
    Uh...both of your comments are quite true, Paige.....



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    Even her implants have turned into raisins.

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    woah I thought my booty was square! That's a shoebox ass! That hangs like clothes in a closet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    Or rather - check out this sexy bi*ch
    id hit it.....


















    with a baseball bat
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    Well, considering what most old ladies look like, I think she looks pretty good. She's in pretty good shape for an old broad. I always wonder why people get so disgusted at the sight of age like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I did get an email recently with this exact pic attached saying "Paris Hilton in 40 years"
    Last time I saw her ass in pics, it resembled that old lady's ass. Droopy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Well, considering what most old ladies look like, I think she looks pretty good. She's in pretty good shape for an old broad. I always wonder why people get so disgusted at the sight of age like that.
    Its not really the shape shes in (I thought the same thing) - What kills me is that shes wearing a stripper g-string... and its a family beach as you can see from the people gawking and the kids running up to her.

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    I'm all for older people showing off what they have, but she looks like a starved ethopian child!!!

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    I agree I think she looks great for her age. True the tanning is gross but holy fuck. minus the sagging skin from age and old implants...seriously she's in great shape

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    She's obviously still really active. I say good for her.
    It's nice to see someone completely at ease with the natural progression of aging.



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    ^ I agree. And my ass minus the over tanning sure will be kickin' in a work bottom at the beach when im 80. Why the hell not?

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    Is everyone sure that photo's not photoshopped.

    Truth be told I'd take a body like that at her age then being an older woman with a ball of fat sagging down on my stomach. Lesser of two evils. And I still like her face. It's not as bad as the rest of her skin issues.

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    I think thats everyones future... we all age. FUCK

    how old do you think that woman is?

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    This thread makes me a little sad and disappointed. I, too, will be that old lady on the beach wearing whatever the hell I feel comfortable in. At 26 it makes me sad to think that people will want to vomit or, jesus christ, hit me with a baseball bat when they see me. However, I don't think 80 year old me will give a flying fuck!

    And I never quite got the whole "OH NO! NOT A THONG! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" thing. "Regular" bikini bottoms come in all sizes from full back mom style to skimpy almost-thongs. How exactly and who decides how much coverage is appropriate? It seems so silly and arbitrary to me.

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