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    Some corny ass song from DJ Bobo in Switzerland. Apparently this is/was a very popular dance song, even though it sucks hard man cock.

    please, watch and enjoy just how terrible the song and video are.

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    Egads I wonder if folks in the scene have seen this.... train wreck... yet.
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    BOOOOOO! That was absolutely shiteous. Hehe The stuff people put on YouTube....

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    hahhaaa anyone have a stake??? because #139 of Misperceptions on How to Kill a Vampire MUST be ... shitty-ass nu-rock duets!

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    Holy crap....that's really bad. lol wow.

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    Gah, I'm about to have a seizure from that twitchy, strobe lit video.

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    Remind me also to never go clubbing in Switzerland...

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    Wow. That is terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Egads I wonder if folks in the scene have seen this.... train wreck... yet.
    Yeah, there was a thread in the PhillyGoth group about this silliness already. It's so ridiculously awful. The synchronized group Thriller-dancing is the best part.
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    Ahahahahahahahaha!

    "I am a vampire. I'm a slave" Hahahahahaha!
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    Oh. That's just disgusting.

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    I managed to listen to about 20 seconds of it before it became too painful to go on - craptastic.

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    My non/shit tippers are sooooo getting this.....video and all!!

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    ^^^LMAO-That would be hilarious to see someone try and dance to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maimed View Post
    My non/shit tippers are sooooo getting this.....video and all!!


    Yeah that totally beats the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack as the punishment music.
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    WTF??? Yeah...um...okay. I've traveled to Switzerland before, and thank God I didn't go clubbing! That was fucking terrible!



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    I don't know what you people are on. That was awesome!

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    I remember DJ Bobo back in the 90s... he had some great songs back then.

    The video is a bit much tho' I agree. My eyes had to have a rest after watching even a minute!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Yeah that totally beats the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack as the punishment music.
    Not by much!! (Had a reg in club that always pestered for that fricken O'bro soundtrack..WTF?? Must be a masochist...if I'd a known ya yet Ms P I would a sent him your way!!

    BTW Susan I'm high on life...I want what ye be smokin'!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    I don't know what you people are on. That was awesome!

    Oh, Susan. I thought I loved you. If by "awesome" you meant "sucks so badly it's almost good...you know, like a Phil Collins solo album!" then I would be inclined to agree. I listened to it again, without the video shenanigans. AND. Nope. Sucks. But, okay, I still love you.
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    Is it POSSIBLE that they meant this as a parody? At all? Maybe? Sorta like Voltaire's tongue-in-cheeky stuff?

    That's what I was thinking as the slightest of possibilities before I opened it. But no, never mind. If they were going for humor, it's even worse, really.

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    Whoas, that hurt.


    And apparently, vampires are also quite fond of pointless choreography.

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