This guy REALLY pissed me off tonight! I'd just gotten off-stage and I was collecting my tips. One guy tipped me a $10 bill. Sweet, right? I turn to his friend and the guy is like, "Don't look at me, girly! We're like... combined... like a gay couple." Actually, they WEREN'T combined because the first guy had tipped me a ten much earlier in the evening when his friend was nowhere in sight and his friend had given me a dollar when the other was nowhere in sight. What a LOSER! Personally, I'd be pissed if my friend tried to piggyback on MY generous tip! UGH! He was such a dick about it, too!He had this pile of ones in front of him. I was like, "stupid people don't understand how strip clubs work".
Boo, I blew my wrist out tonight, too... trying to type with this damn brace... Actually, now that I'm on a roll... let me include the college guys who folded dollars into tiny little triangles and chucked them at my ass. Oh, and the ones who called just nasty sexual things to me while I was onstage and booked as soon as I got off (to collect my tips). I swear, this job is starting to get to me...



He had this pile of ones in front of him. I was like, "stupid people don't understand how strip clubs work".
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Actually, it was bugging me earlier... I just made it worse tonight with my damn ego. I didn't want to be shown up on the pole tricks.



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