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    Kaylinn
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    I was walking through a casino, and this girl walking behind me mooed at me. I turned to look...and she mooed again. I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, scream, or throw a punch. I mean, yeah, I've put on weight, but still, I weigh 130, and am 5'7" not nearly enough to warrant a moo right?

    dammit..shoud be in BB I think....

    sorry
    Last edited by Kaylinn; 06-29-2007 at 10:24 AM. Reason: wrong place?

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    you should've "oinked" right back at the biatch.

    can't throw a punch since it's all camera'd, right?

    maybe she wasn't directing it at you? but then again, she's directing her hate at someone even if it wasn't you. double-biatch.

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    Moo'ed at you?

    Can we say... Psyco much?

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    Maybe she has Tourettes?

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    wtf? That's fucked up. And no, you definitely don't warrant a moo. You're HOT! I would have turned around and done this... ... or maybe this...
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    More importantly... What did SHE look like, how old was she, and exactly what altered state did she seem to be in?!

    You do NOT warrant a moo! Are you SURE she was mooing at you? That's crazy!

    Also... even if I saw a 200lb woman, I would NOT moo at her. WTF?!
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    You are beautiful. She's a dumb cunt.

    I dunno what's gotten into women lately. Last night at work this pissy bitch came in with a group of guys and I offered her a lapdance. She looked down her nose and said in a nasty tone, "No, I don't really like it when skanks get naked." I'm proud of myself though, I took a reassuring tone and said, "Oh no, you keep your clothes on." All the guys cheered and I got a $25 money shower on my next stage set while she glared. Heh. Only good part of my night.

    Seriously, what is making petty bitches act this way lately?

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    *high fives Yek*
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    5-7 and 130? That's pretty thin. What did she look like? Sounds like jealous-chick type stuff. Who the fuck does something like that? What a fucking cunt.

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    A) I would like to say that it is inappropriate and rude to "moo" at strangers, regardless of their weight.
    B) That is thin. So thin that I would posit that you misunderstood. She might have been mooing at someone else (in which case she is still a bitch), or she might have been referencing something else (like maybe you were wearing a cow print shirt or something?); she might have disliked it if you were wearing a leather belt, or finally, she might actually have had Tourette's and was just twitching.
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    There was noone else in the area. Although who knows..maybe she had on a bluetooth, and was moo ing to a friend on the phone?

    I don't wear leather, and had on jeans and a teeshirt. My ass is jiggly lately, and she was walking behind me....I dont know. Maybe it was Tourettes....

    And I was so shocked that I did nto get a good look at her, but at a glance she appeared to be Asian, short, and thin.

    Who knows.....

    Maybe she was drunk and being an asshole.

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    She is crazy, no you do not warrant a moo. Not even an overweight person deserves that, let alone you. Were you with your boyfriend? If so, maybe she thought your man was hot. She could have been jealous of you and attempted to try and embarrass you infront of him. Bitches are stupid like that.

    Yek, AWESOME comeback...especially in like what 5 seconds. Bitchy chicks have been coming into my club lately.
    Fuck em all.

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    kaylinn, im 5'7" and i weigh like 140. so no worries my dear! and, she probably is a loser who had something wrong in the head.. like insane in the membrane..

    you rock, remember that, lady!

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    You are beautiful. She's a dumb cunt.

    I dunno what's gotten into women lately. Last night at work this pissy bitch came in with a group of guys and I offered her a lapdance. She looked down her nose and said in a nasty tone, "No, I don't really like it when skanks get naked." I'm proud of myself though, I took a reassuring tone and said, "Oh no, you keep your clothes on." All the guys cheered and I got a $25 money shower on my next stage set while she glared. Heh. Only good part of my night.

    Seriously, what is making petty bitches act this way lately?
    Best comeback EVER!!!!! I love you for that!


    and Kaylinn...screw her. Lets just assume she was mooing at her own fat ass!!!

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    OMG Yek, that was so quick!! I love it!

    Kaylinn, I give you credit for not all the un-ladylike things you coulda done
    What a dumb bitch that girl was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Although who knows..maybe she had on a bluetooth, and was moo ing to a friend on the phone?
    That was my first thought. People who walk around apparently talking to themselves, often with their voice slightly raised so the mic picks up their voice, have tripped me up more then once.

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    Yek the comeback queen strikes again!

    I'm wondering if the moo'er knew you from somewhere though? 130 is tiny, even on someone who was 5 foot it ain't fat. Maybe she was a cow in disguise?

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    K, wait wait wait, in a casino, walking behind you, were there lots and lots of other people walking along as well? Was it sort of cramped? I ask because...and no one yell at me dangit, I'm a dork and it popped out...but the last time I went to Vegas and was walking through a casino (I swear this happened) I was with so many other people, walking the same direction and all of us being herded around, I felt like cattle being herded, and I mooed, out loud... it just came out! My friend was with me and she got it, and laughed, said "Yah, it's like cattle being led to the slaughter....

    So anyway, maybe that's what she was doing? Maybe she's a goofball like me and can't control the silliness that pops into her head? I dunno, I jsut can't see her mooing at you, you are super sexy like!
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    Hmm. If I were to moo at Kaylinn, which I highly doubt I would though I've been told sometimes I do animal impressions when I am drunk, it would be because I was intimidated by how gorgeous and modelesque she was and how perky her bewbies are and I would want to make myself feel powerful and secure. So I would do the thing people who want to keep their dignity even around gorgeous women do - make farm animial noises. Clearly thats what happened.

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    Thanks guys. You make me feel better. I wasn't sure what was going on.

    Me and Yek have been workin our asses off to look better, and we both have been doing so well, I just wasn't sure what was going on in that girls head.

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