Your body absorbs notable levels of a cancer-causing chemical in the time it takes to watch a long ballgame in a smoky tavern.

Now that just makes me feel guilty.

Hey, Paris, I think if your husband starts building outdoor decks for the clubs that are going to do that, he should go whole hog and just build them with 8' privacy fences and a stage and pole in the middle. It will be the "smoking stage."