So tonight, I have a woman to come get me to dance for her husband. They pay me up front. No problem. The couple is there with two other couples. Couple #2 thinks its so hot, and she wants me to dance for HER husband. Monkey see, monkey do. I ask her "are you paying for it?" She had been drinking, so that's why I made sure. She says yes. Cool. So after dancing for her husband, I look at her and say, are you next? She is so happy, and sits down and opens her legs for her dance. I"m thinking, cool, 20 off the first couple, 40 off this one. I give her a great dance, pulling $1 bills out of her bra with my teeth, just entertaining the crap out of her. All her friends are watching. It was cool. Well, her dance was actually the last dance of the night because the club was closing. She stands up, picks up her purse (i thought she was going to get out her wallet) and tries to leave. I say, um... you need to pay me for the dances. She gives me a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about look. I tell her "you told me to dance for your husband, so I danced for him, and then you said you wanted a dance so I danced for you. you owe me $40." (I think it's pretty fucking simple) She made a big stink about me trying to hustle her, etc etc. WTF!!!
My general experience with couples is that usually females are more than happy to buy their husbands dances with their own money and like sticking the $20 in my garter themselves, and most couples conduct themselves like mature adults, especially when it comes to pay. SO I guess that lady thought she was just so fucking hott that I must have really WANTED to dance for her so badly that I was going to do it for free and that I was really getting off on it. Apparently my act was believable. but DAMN. IT'S ENTERTAINMENT, YOU DUMB BITCH!! Part of my job is acting, and the sad fact is that yes, you have to pay. Just like the men. You are a consenting adult with a checking account, credit card, and atm card. I do not feel sorry for you when you change your mind when it comes time to pay. Grow the fuck up.
I ended up getting paid for the guy's dance and she and a random stranger were arguing with me that I wanted to dance for her, and they were certainly not paying for her dance. Um, I WANT to dance for everyone in the club, and if they WANT a dance, they have to pay. So i got about 25 out of my 40. Not the end of the world. But what the fuck. Don't be a dumb stuck-up bitch and then turn it around on me like I tried to hustle you. You fucking fool.
End rant.




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