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    Default Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    So tonight, I have a woman to come get me to dance for her husband. They pay me up front. No problem. The couple is there with two other couples. Couple #2 thinks its so hot, and she wants me to dance for HER husband. Monkey see, monkey do. I ask her "are you paying for it?" She had been drinking, so that's why I made sure. She says yes. Cool. So after dancing for her husband, I look at her and say, are you next? She is so happy, and sits down and opens her legs for her dance. I"m thinking, cool, 20 off the first couple, 40 off this one. I give her a great dance, pulling $1 bills out of her bra with my teeth, just entertaining the crap out of her. All her friends are watching. It was cool. Well, her dance was actually the last dance of the night because the club was closing. She stands up, picks up her purse (i thought she was going to get out her wallet) and tries to leave. I say, um... you need to pay me for the dances. She gives me a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about look. I tell her "you told me to dance for your husband, so I danced for him, and then you said you wanted a dance so I danced for you. you owe me $40." (I think it's pretty fucking simple) She made a big stink about me trying to hustle her, etc etc. WTF!!!

    My general experience with couples is that usually females are more than happy to buy their husbands dances with their own money and like sticking the $20 in my garter themselves, and most couples conduct themselves like mature adults, especially when it comes to pay. SO I guess that lady thought she was just so fucking hott that I must have really WANTED to dance for her so badly that I was going to do it for free and that I was really getting off on it. Apparently my act was believable. but DAMN. IT'S ENTERTAINMENT, YOU DUMB BITCH!! Part of my job is acting, and the sad fact is that yes, you have to pay. Just like the men. You are a consenting adult with a checking account, credit card, and atm card. I do not feel sorry for you when you change your mind when it comes time to pay. Grow the fuck up.

    I ended up getting paid for the guy's dance and she and a random stranger were arguing with me that I wanted to dance for her, and they were certainly not paying for her dance. Um, I WANT to dance for everyone in the club, and if they WANT a dance, they have to pay. So i got about 25 out of my 40. Not the end of the world. But what the fuck. Don't be a dumb stuck-up bitch and then turn it around on me like I tried to hustle you. You fucking fool.

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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    I wouldn't have settle for 25$. What a bitch.

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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    eh, in our club, it's more trouble then it's worth to get a manager/floorguy over like 15$.....

    but seriously, that sucks.

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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    You should have called her fat, regardless of whether she was or not. If you can't get your money at least give that bitch a complex!
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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    Shit happens. Why didn't her husband cough up the rest? But I do undertstand how sometimes its a big pain in the ass to get paid. What I would do is cry to management until I got free housefees for the equivalent of the ripoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    You should have called her fat, regardless of whether she was or not. If you can't get your money at least give that bitch a complex!
    hehe!~ especially b/c the op is lean and slender...... it'd work out perfect!

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    I like dancing for women who aren't awkward cunts and will do it while their man watches...but only if they seek me out and pay me upfront. She sounds like she was getting a little too caught up in the experience and couldn't deal with reality. It shows how little respect she has for dancers. I'm sorry this happened to you. She sounds like a huge loser.

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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    I hate it when women think they can get away with crap because they're female! It's like they want to use they "oh I'm just a dumb girl" stereotype to their advantage...use that crap on the guys lady! We know your game!

    Women should know how strip clubs work if they're going to be in them! Dancer dances = customer pays. Period! Male or female! If YOU ask for something, be it a dance, a drink, or VIP time, YOU PAY!

    I can't believe her man didn't cough up the bucks! What a douche!

    I like women being able to be in clubs, but I hate it when they act stupid! Like they don't know that dancing is an ACTING JOB. Dancers ACT like they like you and want to dance for you in exchange for MONEY!

    Ahh! I hate this type of shit! I'm sorry this happened to you!

    Maybe all women should have to work 5 shifts in a strip club (even if just as a waitress) before they're allowed to come in as a customer so they'll know what's up...sheesh

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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    I have had a few similar situations where the women will straight up refuse to pay, claiming I "wanted" to dance for her. Usually they will pay for the first one, but somehow don't realize that all the following dances cost extra. Ugh. One more reason I don't like female customers.

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    Default Re: Rant: You're so sexy i'll dance for you for free!

    She did that on purpose. Everybody knows that dances cost twenty bucks. I'm sorry that happened to you.

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