Some have been begging to be put down as a mercy to all the long-suffering observers, some just need to be gunned down immediately for terminal douchbaggery.
Male:
1) Wearing expensive sunglasses backwards on your head at 2 AM. It was bad enough when all the really cool motherfuckers wore their shades, this is worse. Is this just a Key West thing? Somehow I doubt it...
2) T-shirts the size of dresses, long dresses--small tents in fact.
3) The jeans with the crotch located 5-6 inches below the knee level, and pant legs about 8 inches long. They look like they were made for some weird alien species with stumpy legs. Often worn with the T-shirt dress things.
4) Baseball caps on sideways or backwards. The mark of a unique breed of men. They'll never give orders to anyone, by god, and they're proud of it.
Female:
1) Those pants that end mid-calf and flare out there.
Either sex:
1) Wearing one pants leg rolled up. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It just looks stupid.
2) Wearing any kind of appliances, cell-phones, calculators, etc. on the waist or belt. Unless you are camping or something, it just looks dumb to me. And those goddamned purse things some guys wear on their belt, I could never stomach those things.
Feel free to add fads that annoy you. Or maybe you find people who get annoyed with fads annoying, in which case fad adding is out of the question.



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