Just kidding. Its just that guys *think* they know how a dancer should do her job better, but she is the one with experience knowing what works and what doesn't.
For example, quote
"You should wear_____."
No. You idiot. Thank you for telling me how to do my job, but I happen to know that you are most likely to open your wallet when I am wearing _____ (the brightly colored outfit that shows the most skin.)
"You would make a lot of $ if you sat down with a guy and bought him a drink. That would make him feel special."
Again, wrong. I have tried this. It doesn't make a guy feel special, it de-masculates him. Buying him a drink doesn't make him want to shower you with cash. In fact, usually customers don't even reciprocate the favor. If it worked, dancers would do this all the time. Don't think you're the first person to come up with this brilliant idea.
It seems like every guy thinks he would rule the world "if I had a body like yours." I will tell you something. If your brain had my body you would be homeless on the street because you have no idea what the f*% you're talking about.
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