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    Ahahahahaha!

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    Now that's what I call Extra Cheese, lol!
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    that's the weirdest thing EVER

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    I always order my pizza with extra sauce. But um, I think I'd skip that request at this place.

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    Playboy does that...they arent shooting at the moment, but they've asked me to do one! It's odd..but funny.

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    OMG, I can't stop laughing. I thought I had some weird fetishes, but this something else!

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    Eeek! That was so freakin weird!

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    I know the typical thing in pornos is the pizza guy delivers; the girl has no money to pay so in trade they bang away. Anyone ever done that?
    I could never do that even if the guy was cute…He knows where I live!!!! That would scare me.

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    Shit... when I slam my 2 incher in hot-out-of-the-oven pizza pie...I don't even THINK about a chick.

    Shit you got it in PIZZA. That's like Chick + 1.

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    Last tim eI shot for playboy, when they described this...they said that they always make sure to get TWO pizzas now..because one chick not only blew, but screwed the guy THROUGH the pizza...cheese and sauce flying everywhere!! So they had to get a new pizza to do the stills(stills are done either before or after the video is shot..not simultaneously)

    Yeah..I think it would be funny...but no way would I screw him that way. Dick needs to be cleaned off first...no cheese and tomato sauce are getting up my punani...thats an infection waiting to happen!

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    Wow and I thought goldenshowers were wild! Pizza fucking? Wow... 555 deal!
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    damnit now i am going to visit youporn.com


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    and one helluva mushroom !

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    Now that's what I call Extra Cheese, lol!

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    i thought this was going to be like furniture porn: pizzas doing each other.

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    This is one of the porn things that I just don't understand. I don't equate fucking through a pizza with sexy.

    Eh, maybe it's just me.

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    I don't get it either. It's a weird gimmick.

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    I dont get most of the porn "things" . Esp now being behind the scenes..I cant see porn as anything other than silly!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I dont get most of the porn "things" . Esp now being behind the scenes..I cant see porn as anything other than silly!!
    I did some g/g stuff recently and I'm the same way. I can't stop laughing at some of the shit I gotta do!! It's hilarious!


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    ^^^ When can I see it?? I wanna see some girl-on-Morri porn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    ^^^ When can I see it?? I wanna see some girl-on-Morri porn!
    No... you don't. It's bad stuff. And besides, it's internet based. So you gotta pay to see.


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    *whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine*

    Fine. Be that way. You just have to come over so we can make some then.


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    ^^^Pizza's on me if I get to watch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ^^^Pizza's on me if I get to watch...


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    so is this the new bangbus??? but... pizza-delivery style?? ha! ...weird... wow.

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    Well, it is Yek-on-Morri porn, so please hold the sausage.

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