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    Default I need some haemorrhoid cream...

    I was giving a table dance to a custie and when I opened my legs he goes "Hey u have a haemorrhoid!".
    Damn dude why aren't u looking at my vagina? How embarrassing.....

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    Uhm, what? Was this a joke or serious? I can't tell....

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    Guys are just idiots and don't know what is appropriate to say at times.

    I had one guy try to talk to me about hemorrhoids like it was a pickup line. I was sitting on the concrete outside a lecture when this dweeb walked up to say "hey did you know sitting on the ground like that could give you hemorrhoids or worsen them if you have them." He was dead serious like it was the only pickup line he could think of and then wanted my number. I called him Hemorrhoids the rest of the semester.

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    Default Re: I need some haemorrhoid cream...

    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    Uhm, what? Was this a joke or serious? I can't tell....
    Very serious. Its very painful and it has gotten worse so I need the cream. I just can't believe a custie would say that tho I was so embarrassed coz I didn't realise it was so noticeable esp since my club is a very dark club.

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    Opps! Poor you!
    Ive read that vitamin E helps and is also a good preventative. Dont know anything about creams though sorry - except that theyre meant to be great for getting rid of wrinkles!

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    Default Re: I need some haemorrhoid cream...

    oh hey thanks!
    yeh i heard they are good for wrinkles too

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    ^Careful, Jaiz...you could be the next victim of......DUM-DUM-DUM!!! Strippergeek.com!!!

    I'm with ya, though! Hemorrhoids SUCK!



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    Default Re: I need some haemorrhoid cream...

    Anusol cream or suppositories, witch hazel or tucks pads, sitz baths, and stool softeners (colace is a good one that is OTC). You may need to see a doctor for a suppository with some cortisone in it. If it gets super painful, it may be thrombosed and you will definitely need to see the doctor for a simple in-office procedure to remove the blood clot in it.

    I obviously see way too many hemorrhoids in my job.

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    If it gets really bad there is the option of surgery to rid yourself of them. A girl I worked with had them so bad that they would randomly bleed down her leg into her shoe.

    Btw, who is staring at booty holes these days. Its all about the vag. I'm sorry he said that how embarrassing.
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    Well with my IBS and all, I get them frequently. I just use PreperationH Cooling gel and Tucks wipes and they usually go away on their own.

    Very painful though, I agree! And yes, PrepH is good for deflating the bags under your eyes if you have them.

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    Oh, you poor thing!! At least you know now! Just go to your pharmacy and ask the pharmicist which is best.

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    Thank you for this thread! I was going to post something about it for my bf, because he REFUSES to go to the doctor. He says it doesn't hurt though. What to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxingdoc View Post
    Anusol cream or suppositories, witch hazel or tucks pads, sitz baths, and stool softeners (colace is a good one that is OTC). You may need to see a doctor for a suppository with some cortisone in it. If it gets super painful, it may be thrombosed and you will definitely need to see the doctor for a simple in-office procedure to remove the blood clot in it.

    I obviously see way too many hemorrhoids in my job.
    oh thanks so much. It has started to bleed everytime I go to the toilet (number 2 sorry TMI) and is just so painful.
    Im pissed off coz I have been doing so well with getting over my ED and have been gettign fibre and drinking enough water for the firs time in my life and I get one!!!

    Is a haemorrhoid a vein?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    If it gets really bad there is the option of surgery to rid yourself of them. A girl I worked with had them so bad that they would randomly bleed down her leg into her shoe.
    shit!!!!!!!! my friends dad had them so bad he had to wear a women's menstrual pad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    ^Careful, Jaiz...you could be the next victim of......DUM-DUM-DUM!!! Strippergeek.com!!!

    I'm with ya, though! Hemorrhoids SUCK!
    LMAO
    There was a stripper and this one time a customer told her he could see her haemorrhoid.

    Award winning journalism.

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    Lol, I'm not sure if I've ever had a hemmroid or not, but this talk makes me really grateful that I don't work in a nude club. I couldn't stand having my bits and pieces looked at like that, it's so clinical.
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    Yup, it's a vein that gets irritated, swollen and engorged because of straining during bowel movements. The point of all the suppositories and creams and baths is to get the irritation and swelling to go down.

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    ^^
    thank-u. I am going to the doctor tomorrow. It's bleeding every time I go to the toilet now and I have to wear a g-string at work and that is becoming very uncomfortable.

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