Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait

  1. #1
    God/dess Bob_Loblaw's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    2,303
    Thanks
    30
    Thanked 93 Times in 64 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait


  2. #2
    Banned gingerlee's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Where the cool kids hang out.
    Posts
    4,103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait

    What's up with all the pizza stuff this week?

    First it was fucking through a pizza. Then it was having porn at the bottom of your pizza box. Now you can get a lap dance...I guess it's a good week to be in the pizza business.

    Awww fuck, now I want some Mellow Mushroom Pizza! Best. Pizza. Ever.

  3. #3
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait

    That's pretty corny.

  4. #4
    Veteran Member Laylas's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Somewhere, NC
    Posts
    656
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait

    Best quote of the article:

    "The guys go at lunch time," one man said. "It's not a bad thing either, relieves a little pressure."

  5. #5
    God/dess doc-catfish's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    123 Tornado Alley Way, Hooterville USA
    Posts
    6,322
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts

    Default Re: New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait

    I've recommended this idea for laundromats for years now. It....along with the

    1. Televisions blaring sports and violent movies
    2. Fully stocked bar,
    3. Video game arcade
    4. Indoor assault weapon firing range

    ...would keep the welfare moms bringing in their seven sugar hocked children and enitre year's worth of laundry in garbage bags from taking over the place.

    I'd even put up a boxing/MMA ring if I had the space.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

  6. #6
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    1,945
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: New York Pizzeria Offers Lap Dances While You Wait

    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    I'd even put up a boxing/MMA ring if I had the space.
    The first rule about Fight club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

Similar Threads

  1. Deja Vu in Ypsilanti; lap dances and stage dances
    By Laurisa in forum Industry Insight
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 05-18-2010, 07:45 PM
  2. New York Governor approves new tax on lap dances !
    By Melonie in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 12-30-2008, 10:08 AM
  3. Table dances vs Lap dances
    By SharlaB in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 09-18-2008, 06:26 PM
  4. How many lap dances...
    By Gabrielle MB in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-07-2008, 05:19 AM
  5. Pink pole dances and lap dances.
    By lunchbox in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-24-2006, 03:30 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •