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    DJ at the new club played 'Janie's Got a Gun'. *sigh*
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    Someone already mentioned "rape me." I second that motion, ugh. i make it point to tell a new dj not to play it for me. Or anything equally depressing or slow.

    "There's some hoes in this house-theres some hoes in this house-theres some hoes in this house...." I have walked off the stage everytime it was played.

    STOP. THE. MADNESS.

    I knew a dj who would play music from Grease...he told me that there was a girl who would request it. sheesh.
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    ANY version of 'Stayin alive' and Lighthouse 'hanging by a moment here with you' WTF? Even on my shitty nights I tip above minimum

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    Don't know if it's been listed yet, but that stupid "blue" song that came out in the late 90s. Can't remember the group...ya know it goes "I'm blue Da ba dee da Da ba dee da" It use to get stuck in my head and I hated it.

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    An old DJ used to play Cartman's "Oh Holy Night" song around the holidays, or whenever he was high enough to think it would be funny the rest of the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StellarGirl5792 View Post
    Don't know if it's been listed yet, but that stupid "blue" song that came out in the late 90s. Can't remember the group...ya know it goes "I'm blue Da ba dee da Da ba dee da" It use to get stuck in my head and I hated it.
    That would be Eiffel 65 - Blue
    And yes, this song blows goats

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    "Blue" is one of the WORST SONGS EVER. I actually twitch and become violently angry whenever I hear it. (The Cranberries and Hall & Oates provoke the same effect in me.)

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    That song reminds me of middle school. And I remember hearing a rumor that it was originally "if I od'd I would die" but they had to change it.

    eta: omg the video is worse than the song!

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    I literally think of you everytime I hear 'Maneater', Yek. How's that for a dubious honour??

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    Seether - Fake It "You lost your self-esteem along the way..."
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    Live " Lightning Crashes" ("her placenta falls to the floor..") Yuck!

    Quennsryche (sp??) "Silent Lucidity" Yawn..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    ^I had someone request the Johnny Cash version of "Hurt". It's 8 bajillion times more depressing. They got an arched eyebrow and a "Oh, no, that's not going to happen." I might as well have just passed out shotguns and razorblades. In case you've never heard it, or seen the excellent video, here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
    Yep, heard that version too. I'll watch the video later, I'm not in the mood to feel depressed right now lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Seether - Fake It "You lost your self-esteem along the way..."
    I love dancing to that song That and Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry lol maybe I'm just odd.

    I don't like Golddigger. Or any song about strippers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    "Blue" is one of the WORST SONGS EVER. I actually twitch and become violently angry whenever I hear it.

    I like that song. I first heard it when I started to get into Eurotech when I was clubbing in Italy. I wouldn't dance to it at work, though.



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    Blue.....yeah........I remember when it was popular............blame the drugs....... I think this whole thread just proves different strokes for different folks....although Im TOTALY with you on total eclips and hurt and hey...while were at it..Imagine by John Lennon
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    Oh yeah, Lightning Crashes! No!

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    "Sucker" by Peeping Tom. I fucking love that song, its totally about a PL in the club getting taken to the cleaners.


    There's one born every minute.
    Sucker.
    Sucker.
    So keep it in your pants, boy.
    Sucker.
    Sucker.
    What makes you think you're my only lover:
    the truth kinda hurts don't it motherfucker?

    Sucker.

    You see my fingers twitching, and my nervous glance,
    I thought you were bluffing, but you saw my hand.
    Lost in phony laughter and three mixed drinks,
    it's time to take a chance, i think.

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    I live in mortal fear of the day that someone requests Usher's "Love in this club."

    I get propositioned enough as it is - we really don't want to be giving these guys any more ideas.

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    Two that I can think of

    Carla the Stripper---- by PUSA

    and this little classic:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRDxWHYU8M We used to have a girl who danced to that EVERY night.... omg...
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    Certain of these songs, I've danced to as jokes (the "ain't nothing but mammals" one, "fuck her gently") or burlesque routines ("janie's got a gun", with a capgun prop), and, heck, I've gone dumber and weirder in slow clubs, just to make custies laugh -- 'cause when they laugh, they tip.

    But that was me playing music for me, in tiny clubs. Playing that kind of thing in a multi-stage club, or for a girl who isn't doing a comedic dance, just ruins the vibe as everyone looks up and goes "wtf?"
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    Am I really strange that I can't think of any songs that bug me?

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    My Immortal (Evanenscence), Pull My Hair (Ying YangTwins)..ugh

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    ^Yeah...anything by Evanessence can kiss my ass.

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    Let's not forget the most GHETTO song in the world...no idea what the exact name is but basically it consists of a chorus along the lines of "Ass jig-a-jiggling....ass jig-a-jiggling"

    So trashy.
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    Oh god this one is the winner by far...LOL

    Yahhh Bitch - By Soulja Boy

    Oh god that song sucks!!!! That is the biggest ghetto garbage I have ever heard!!

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