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    id danceto the ymca!

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    Any song by souljaboy....ANY SONG!...

    Makes me want to smash the beer im holding over my own head...

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    I think I'd die of sadness if I was played My Immortal.

    I sort of have a list of songs I hate and/or beg DJs not to play.

    Crazy Bitch~Buckcherry for the pure crap that it is.
    Stiff Kittens~Blaqk Audio: I love BA, but this song got driven into the ground three months ago...yet they still play it.
    Helena~My Chemical Romance: TOTALLY inappropriate to dance to a song about a dead grandma.
    Anything by Clutch: just cause Clutch sucks.
    Temperature~Sean Paul: I collapse into a fit of giggles thanks to the Mishead Lyrics vid.

    Stuff I really wish they'd play more often:
    The Birds and The Bees~Breathe Carolina: Deeply sexy emotronica!
    Between Breaths (An XX Perspective)~Blaqk Audio: Pardon me while I fantasize about Davey Havok.
    37MM~AFI: I always dreamed of dancing to this, yet I've never had the chance.
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    This is pretty random- but- I heard EverClear's song about father abdandonment ( "Daddy gave me a name, then he walked away...") on the radio a couple weeks ago and can't stop thinking how this would be the most horrible/tragically inappropriate song to strip to ever.

    Also, for laughs(?!) Riskay Feat. Aviance and Real - Smell Yo Dick
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    At my old club the DJ used to play Warren G - "Regulator."



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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    Crazy Bitch~Buckcherry for the pure crap that it is.
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    Hey I love buckcherry lol!
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    That goodbye horses song from silence of the lambs. a girl danced to it last night and all i could think of was buffalo bill dancing around with his junk tucked between his legs saying id fuck me id fuck me so hard...lmao.

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    i dont know what the song is called....but it says something like "there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house...if you see em, point em out!"

    are you serious??
    ive heard it in the club a few times

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonniestarrr View Post
    i dont know what the song is called....but it says something like "there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house...if you see em, point em out!"

    are you serious??
    ive heard it in the club a few times

    LMAO....I know exactly what you're talking about...sometimes it's played as an intro to 'The Perculator"...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by reese_x_c View Post
    LMAO....I know exactly what you're talking about...sometimes it's played as an intro to 'The Perculator"...lol
    it shouldn't be played as an intro to ANYTHING in a nudie bar lol...there should be a national BAN against playing that song haha

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    lol..I used to crack up when they'd play it in the regular club and all these chicks would go flying to the dancefloor talking bout "girllll...that's my song!!'...i'm like oh really, ok then...lol
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    Ani Difranco -Letter to a John

    don't ask me why I'm crying
    I'm not going to tell you what's wrong
    I'm just gonna sit on your lap
    for five dollars a song
    I want you to pay me for my beauty
    I think it's only right
    'cause I have been paying for it
    all of my life

    I'm gonna take the money I make
    I'm gonna take the money I make
    I'm gonna take the money I make
    and I'm gonna go away...

    we barely have time to react in this world
    let alone rehearse
    and I don't think I'm better than you
    but I don't think that I'm worse
    women learn to be women
    and men learn to be men
    and I don't blame it all on you
    but I don't want to be your friend

    I'm gonna take the money I make
    I'm gonna take the money I make
    I'm gonna take the money I make
    and I'm gonna go away...

    I was eleven years old
    he was as old as my dad
    and he took something from me
    I didn't even know that I had
    so don't tell me about decency
    don't tell me about pride
    just give me something for my trouble
    'cause this time, it's not a free ride

    I'm gonna take the money I make
    I'm gonna take the money I make
    I'm gonna take the money I make
    and I'm gonna go away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pnotitia View Post
    This is pretty random- but- I heard EverClear's song about father abdandonment ( "Daddy gave me a name, then he walked away...") on the radio a couple weeks ago and can't stop thinking how this would be the most horrible/tragically inappropriate song to strip to ever.
    I've danced to it a few times and it really isn't that bad. I save it in my bank of "Daddy Abandonment" songs. There's been a few times where I nearly cried on stage a little from certain somgs and there's one Linkin Park song that gives me flat-out childhood flashbacks that will leave me completely shaken. Actually, I just got chills thinking about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.
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    It's one of those songs that can be perceived as wrong, and actually IS wrong for the club. Perception = stank cooter. Actual song idea = dying junkies.

    Or, for the double bonus, put em together! Stank dying junkie cooter!

    Sexy!

    Reviving this gem of a song, it got played at my bar last night and I so thought of this thread!!!
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    Biggie or 2 pac ......Yeah try dancing to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Iris* View Post
    Biggie or 2 pac ......Yeah try dancing to that.
    OMG-I've been in several clubs who play that freaking 'If you don't know, now you know' song-all the time. WTF. It's the most tune-less stuff ever.

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    I've been hearing a new one lately - sort of a cross between techno and rap, and the chorus is "My girlfriend is a dancer, she's a dancer, my girlfriend is a dancer, a titty dancer." I liked it at first but then I listened to the lyrics and it's all about what a junkie slut she is and "I swear I'm gonna kill that bitch."

    Yeah, no thanks.

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    Dan Diamond - Titty Dancer

    http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...ideoid=6949180

    This song makes me laugh, I love the video, makes me miss Vegas!

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    Oh god, Titty Dancer...I always hated that one.

    That Camel Walk song reminds me of the B-52s, a band whom I am totally down with, so yeah, I'd dance to that one, lol. Come to think of it, I'm gonna see if I can get a DJ to let me dance to the B-52s now, lol!
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    I like the music, I just hate the lyrics. It's a good song, just not for the club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    That Camel Walk song reminds me of the B-52s, a band whom I am totally down with, so yeah, I'd dance to that one, lol. Come to think of it, I'm gonna see if I can get a DJ to let me dance to the B-52s now, lol!
    Dancing to the B52's - Planet Claire would actually be pretty hot in my opinion hehe!
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    I was thinking the utter silliness of Rock Lobster would work well for me. Planet Claire would indeed be pretty sexy though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Reviving this gem of a song, it got played at my bar last night and I so thought of this thread!!!
    LOL! I thought of this thread too when I was working in Anaheim and the DJ was playing it during a 2 for 1. I was PROUD that I didn't sell any and could walk up to the DJ booth and tell him never to play that song again.

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