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    I thought I saw an interview with Prodigy where they said it just meant 'getting your groove on' or 'throwing down' however you wanted to throw down, no matter what it was that you did to blow off steam or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    ^^Did he play the actual Jermaine Stewart song, or the newer Gym Class Heroes one that samples the chorus?
    The original.

    Oh yeah, and "Letters From Home" my bro's in Iraq and I just can't dance to that. It makes me cry. Literally I will make a guy wait a song before I dance if that one comes on.



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    I saw a girl dance to Sublime's Wrong Way & it definitely seemed wrong.

    I agree about Nickelback's Never Again, but other than that I love Nickelback.

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    I've had to talk girls out of playing "Rape Me" by Nirvana on numerous occasions.
    I understand why it would be bad to dance to that, but I've always loved that song.

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    Also included in 'Rape Me' set during my first ever set, was that horrible nu-metal bullshit:

    I'm not a perrrrfect perrrrrrrsonnnnn

    There's so many things I wish I didn't doooooo

    And all of the pain I've put youuuu thruuuuuuuuu

    I never meant to do those things to youuuuu


    FUCKING BARF. On that song, at all times.

    I have never been so angry and murderous-feeling, even towards most custies.

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    ^ haha, that made me think of when the dj at my old club played lifehouse hanging by a moment for me. and the fray how to save a life.. neither of those are good strip club songs!!

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    The bartender song confonds me when played for us...maybe if the bartender was stripping for a night it would work...but when I'm on stage, I want the focus to be on ME...not the pretty lady bartenders.


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    In Montana I had to give lapdances to the following songs that dancers played while they were onstage:

    1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.

    2. "Never Again" - Nickelback. May I NEVER AGAIN have to try and look sexy to domestic assaults and child abuse. Please. Never Again indeed.

    3. "Pretty Fucked Up" - Supersuckers. I had never heard this song before, but I can't think of anything that is WORSE to play in a strip club. I mean, let's feed all the negative stereotypes, shall we? "She used to be pretty, but now she's just pretty fucked up.... PRETTY FUCKED UP... yeah she's pretty fucked up... she used to be pretty, but now she's pretty fucked up." Because when you're giving a lapdance and trying to project confidence, happiness, and radiant beautiful womanhood, there's nothing like a subliminal message reinforcing the customer's nagging hint that you might be some poor fucked-up degraded stripper. I CANNOT sell multiples to this song, I can't. Please do not play this anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!"
    This made me seriously bust out laughing!!!

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    No offense to anybody that lives in a trailer, but that damned Eminem song, that has the chorus "two trailer park girls......etc." I love Eminem, but I am not dancing to a song with that b.s. in it.

    I can deal with a lot of the songs with bitches, and ho's (desensitized) but I'm also not dancing to that 3-6 Mafia "Chickenhead" song, or the "Myspace Freak" garbage either.
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    ^^^ Somebody played "Chickenhead" in the strip club??

    chicken-chicken-WOOP-WOOP-chickenhead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post

    1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.

    It's one of those songs that can be perceived as wrong, and actually IS wrong for the club. Perception = stank cooter. Actual song idea = dying junkies.

    Or, for the double bonus, put em together! Stank dying junkie cooter!

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    I think Stank Dying Junkie Cooter would be an excellent name for a band.

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    Ha yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    It's one of those songs that can be perceived as wrong, and actually IS wrong for the club. Perception = stank cooter. Actual song idea = dying junkies.

    Or, for the double bonus, put em together! Stank dying junkie cooter!

    Sexy!
    I you so much right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I think Stank Dying Junkie Cooter would be an excellent name for a band.
    Awesome. I'd totally listen to anything they played.If I could still play drums I'd suggest starting it ourselves...damn carpal tunnel. I'll totally play the triangle though!

    PAIGE>>>>where did your ass go??? I mean...I knew it smelled like roses...but I didnt think it looked like one!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    ^^^ Somebody played "Chickenhead" in the strip club??

    chicken-chicken-WOOP-WOOP-chickenhead!
    Yeah, I had a little dickhead DJ that decided to play that damn "Chickenhead" song everytime I got on stage once. I had to have a bouncer threaten to beat the piss outta him to get him to stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle_ View Post

    I agree about Nickelback's Never Again, but other than that I love Nickelback.



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    They always play that song my club...like at least once a night.

    And that "Is that your hand on my girlfriend" one too...

    Because a girl getting beaten and a guy singing about being jealous about his stripper girlfriend is sooooo sexy...


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    You think thats bad the DJ at my club always plays Kanye's workout plan for this bigger dancer followed by Jibbs "King Kong" its so mean! That poor girl! I had never thought of that king kong song as being funny but now everytime I hear it I start cracking up

    "king kong king king king kong they can hear me before they see me I got king kong in the trunk" lol

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    Someone danced to that Pink song 'Can't we be a family.. promise I'll do better'... song. WTF?


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    I once worked some VERY slow weekday shifts at a small club...got...very...boring from time to time. We would play all kinds of ridiculous crap just to keep ourselves entertained. My personal favorite, Come Sail Away...the Eric Cartman version. Never made any money off if, but we surely laughed our asses off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fionaver View Post

    Personal pet peeve = Queens of the Stone Age
    It makes me wanna go to sleeeeeeeeeep.
    agreed, except for "no one knows" and "3's and 7's". Those two I like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    Rob Thomas has one called s'thing like "I got a disease". I cringe when anyone plays that one.
    ahahaha...once at my old club, I had a rare un-techno-ish moment and asked if he had any matchbox twenty.

    the DJ: 'any song in particular?'
    me: "not really, you pick."

    And that was the day I learned to be specific when asking for something. I love that song, but it's impossible to be sexy when half the chorus is shouting "I've got a disease."

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    the worst... its not so much the song itself, although it is FAR from a sexy song... but the scenario

    one girl i work with is barely 20, but looks about 14. that works in her favor alot of the time... but our dj hates her and always plays this song for her... "daddy's little girl" by frankie j.... its so wrong. no one EVER even looks at her when that song's playing.

    poor kid. i know how our dj can be vengeful with his music, he's done it to me before... but this song is just freaking incestful. especially when you know this girl and her story. i need to have a talk with him!


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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I forget the name...but that song that says "you can get this lapdance here for free"
    the song is called "Lapdance" by N.E.R.D. was featured in Swordfish and recently heard it in Entourage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    And that "Is that your hand on my girlfriend" one too...
    Next Contestant..... it goes over well..... guess most people don't think about the words !
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