I thought I saw an interview with Prodigy where they said it just meant 'getting your groove on' or 'throwing down' however you wanted to throw down, no matter what it was that you did to blow off steam or something like that.
-E
I thought I saw an interview with Prodigy where they said it just meant 'getting your groove on' or 'throwing down' however you wanted to throw down, no matter what it was that you did to blow off steam or something like that.
-E
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Also included in 'Rape Me' set during my first ever set, was that horrible nu-metal bullshit:
I'm not a perrrrfect perrrrrrrsonnnnn
There's so many things I wish I didn't doooooo
And all of the pain I've put youuuu thruuuuuuuuu
I never meant to do those things to youuuuu
FUCKING BARF. On that song, at all times.
I have never been so angry and murderous-feeling, even towards most custies.





^ haha, that made me think of when the dj at my old club played lifehouse hanging by a moment for me. and the fray how to save a life.. neither of those are good strip club songs!!
In Montana I had to give lapdances to the following songs that dancers played while they were onstage:
1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.
2. "Never Again" - Nickelback. May I NEVER AGAIN have to try and look sexy to domestic assaults and child abuse. Please. Never Again indeed.
3. "Pretty Fucked Up" - Supersuckers. I had never heard this song before, but I can't think of anything that is WORSE to play in a strip club. I mean, let's feed all the negative stereotypes, shall we? "She used to be pretty, but now she's just pretty fucked up.... PRETTY FUCKED UP... yeah she's pretty fucked up... she used to be pretty, but now she's pretty fucked up." Because when you're giving a lapdance and trying to project confidence, happiness, and radiant beautiful womanhood, there's nothing like a subliminal message reinforcing the customer's nagging hint that you might be some poor fucked-up degraded stripper. I CANNOT sell multiples to this song, I can't. Please do not play this anymore!





No offense to anybody that lives in a trailer, but that damned Eminem song, that has the chorus "two trailer park girls......etc." I love Eminem, but I am not dancing to a song with that b.s. in it.
I can deal with a lot of the songs with bitches, and ho's (desensitized) but I'm also not dancing to that 3-6 Mafia "Chickenhead" song, or the "Myspace Freak" garbage either.
^^^ Somebody played "Chickenhead" in the strip club??
chicken-chicken-WOOP-WOOP-chickenhead!





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I think Stank Dying Junkie Cooter would be an excellent name for a band.
Ha yes!
-E
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Awesome. I'd totally listen to anything they played.If I could still play drums I'd suggest starting it ourselves...damn carpal tunnel. I'll totally play the triangle though!
PAIGE>>>>where did your ass go??? I mean...I knew it smelled like roses...but I didnt think it looked like one!!!
You think thats bad the DJ at my club always plays Kanye's workout plan for this bigger dancer followed by Jibbs "King Kong" its so mean! That poor girl! I had never thought of that king kong song as being funny but now everytime I hear it I start cracking up
"king kong king king king kong they can hear me before they see me I got king kong in the trunk" lol





Someone danced to that Pink song 'Can't we be a family.. promise I'll do better'... song. WTF?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I once worked some VERY slow weekday shifts at a small club...got...very...boring from time to time. We would play all kinds of ridiculous crap just to keep ourselves entertained. My personal favorite, Come Sail Away...the Eric Cartman version. Never made any money off if, but we surely laughed our asses off.
ahahaha...once at my old club, I had a rare un-techno-ish moment and asked if he had any matchbox twenty.
the DJ: 'any song in particular?'
me: "not really, you pick."
And that was the day I learned to be specific when asking for something. I love that song, but it's impossible to be sexy when half the chorus is shouting "I've got a disease."![]()
the worst... its not so much the song itself, although it is FAR from a sexy song... but the scenario
one girl i work with is barely 20, but looks about 14. that works in her favor alot of the time... but our dj hates her and always plays this song for her... "daddy's little girl" by frankie j.... its so wrong. no one EVER even looks at her when that song's playing.
poor kid. i know how our dj can be vengeful with his music, he's done it to me before... but this song is just freaking incestful. especially when you know this girl and her story. i need to have a talk with him!
-darcy-
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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson
"The Universe Without Music Would Be Madness." - Chinese Fortune Cookie
Originally Posted by Djoser
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson
"The Universe Without Music Would Be Madness." - Chinese Fortune Cookie
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