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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSlider View Post
    the song is called "Lapdance" by N.E.R.D. was featured in Swordfish and recently heard it in Entourage
    Well then that same lyric is in "Amerikan Beauty" by hed PE.

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    Anything by Radiohead or Bjork. Some things are just sacred!


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    I know some really good songs can be simply bad to dance to... examples: Disease by Matchbox 20 and Prozac(?) They're good songs and don;t really refer to a real disease... I just wouldn't want the guys getting ideas.
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    "Lapdance" is great for selling 2-for-1 specials. Outside of that, no, it should not be played.

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    I am thinking I should dance to "What's It Gonna Be".

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    Quote Originally Posted by iseestars View Post
    I hate when they play Disturbed "Down with the Sickness" and don't cut it off before they get to the part when the singer says "Stop mom, your hurting me, please stop......" It's very hard to be seductive when he's talking about child abuse. Especially since he's not singing it but actually saying it in the song.
    I was doing a lapdance when that part came on. I don't think the customer noticed though...

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    I was listening to Electric Six on the ride home tonight, and I thought of this thread. The song "Infected Girls" should never ever ever be played. It's a decent tune, but no. See the title? Yeah, it's exactly what you're probably thinking.
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    I'm always weirded out when someone dances to Tool songs. I love Tool, but their songs change tempos frequently and don't seem to invoke a "party" feeling; songs from "Undertow" and "Aenima" are frequetly about Maynard's sexual abuse, so when I hear "Prison Sex" or "Stinkfist" I feel strange in the club.

    I saw a girl dance to "Bye bye, miss American Pie" once and it sucked ass.

    I could go my entire life and be happy not to hear another Kid Rock song in a club.

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    ^A big ass hell yea and yeehaw on the Kid Rock part, but I love dancing to Tool and lots of customers like it too, they come up and go "did you pick this out? hell yea!" But I'm thinking it's because I'm in Albuquerque and lots of rock dudes here.

    Tool and APC can be extremely sexy, but you are right about those songs. And they have many many songs that are way too depressing for a sc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    ^A big ass hell yea and yeehaw on the Kid Rock part, but I love dancing to Tool and lots of customers like it too, they come up and go "did you pick this out? hell yea!" But I'm thinking it's because I'm in Albuquerque and lots of rock dudes here.

    Tool and APC can be extremely sexy, but you are right about those songs. And they have many many songs that are way too depressing for a sc.

    yup Tool rocks. I've had guys ask me to dance to it a few rimes.


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    Jesse Jaymes - $55 Motel
    Prozzak - Sucks to be You
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    "Put It In Your Mouth" - Akinyele
    "Pussy Ain't Got No Face" - Esham

    almost any song by ICP

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattOKC View Post
    I'm always weirded out when someone dances to Tool songs. I love Tool, but their songs change tempos frequently and don't seem to invoke a "party" feeling; songs from "Undertow" and "Aenima" are frequetly about Maynard's sexual abuse, so when I hear "Prison Sex" or "Stinkfist" I feel strange in the club.

    I saw a girl dance to "Bye bye, miss American Pie" once and it sucked ass.

    I could go my entire life and be happy not to hear another Kid Rock song in a club.
    Gosh Tool is played all night at my club - I love dancing to it... its very popular.

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    Stinkfist has a sexy groove, it works.

    I think 80s hair metal needs to disappear from all venues, not just strip clubs.
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    Ha! That's funny!

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    The Cramps - I'm Cramped
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    I have to agree with the Electric Six "Infected Girls" one. I love the song, but ew.

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    Eamon - fuck it
    eminem - kim
    eminem - stan
    eminem - superman -the one where he is like sit your drunk ass on the run way ho u make me hurl or somethin like that
    bad to the bone lol wow nuff said
    crash test dummys - mmm mmm mmmm mmm
    guns roses - november rain
    soulja boi - crank dat supaman
    i hate you bitch - zro
    lil wayne - prostitute fling like the song but in the strip club it seems like its hintin towards something
    country in general
    nin - closer unless its like the fuck me madonna remix i can work wit that
    ramstein verkdich(sp)
    anything will smith

    thats all i can think about

    and lords of acid was made for strip clubs

    whats it gonna be wit busta and janet is still a good song

    nickel back is played out

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_BIGR3D View Post
    soulja boi - crank dat supaman

    nin - closer unless its like the fuck me madonna remix i can work wit that


    They play a good remix of the soulja boy song where I work. The lyrics don't really make sense, but the beat of the remix is really good to dance to.

    the closer/in the club mashup is one of my fav.'s.


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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattOKC View Post
    I'm always weirded out when someone dances to Tool songs. I love Tool, but their songs change tempos frequently and don't seem to invoke a "party" feeling; songs from "Undertow" and "Aenima" are frequetly about Maynard's sexual abuse, so when I hear "Prison Sex" or "Stinkfist" I feel strange in the club.
    Hear, hear! I love me some Tool too but my DJ had me dancing to Vicariously the other night--damn tempo changes every other meter! Right, left, no wait left again, dammit!

    APC on the other hand is practically tailor made for SC if you don't get too into the lyrics (esp on 13th step).

    My DJ is normally quite excellent but sometimes he pulls random ass songs from somewhere and you just gotta pray it's not for you. Sunday night he played the Cantina song from Star Wars over some techno beat. WTF? However, it gave me a great opening to talk to the nerdy guy rocking out to it and I sold quite a few dances to him once I showed my own nerd roots, so I can't be too upset.

    Oh I would be the happiest girl if he never played "Going the Distance" by Cake ever again though. It drags and the lyrics just do nothing for me!


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    Going the Distance by Cake?! What a lame ass sc choice.


    Last nite my DJ had me rollin! (not like that!) it was so dead he played whatever 50's doo-wop, 70's soul jams, I Hurt Myself Today NIN cover by Johnny Cash, original "Turn The Page" or whatever that song is that I know from Metallica, and other assorted badass shit. I love Albuquerque!

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    My DJ played Hey There Delilah one night while I was on stage. Um, wtf?
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    ^^^ Ewwww. That song is annoying enough OTC...

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