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    Default Get down on yer knees and worship!

    This is a new contempory worship aimed at young professionals in my area. I cannot believe that at least one of them wasn't worldly enough to be like, "Um, this might not be a good idea."


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    Default Re: Get down on yer knees and worship!

    But lo, only the heathens will look at it with such sinful thoughts. That being said...

    BAHAHAHAAA! I love it! That's damn funny.
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    Default Re: Get down on yer knees and worship!

    I ama heathen that has not gone to church for 25 years. Yet, I think I would probably attend this one...hmmmm....

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    I will only want to go if they let me attend a sexual rehabilitation class to let me act out my sins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    I will only want to go if they let me attend a sexual rehabilitation class to let me act out my sins.

    Ooooh...will they sell tickets to this ? I even splurge for a backstage pass..

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    Quote Originally Posted by crizgolfer View Post
    Ooooh...will they sell tickets to this ? I even splurge for a backstage pass..
    Backdoor pass what?

    (couldnt resist....)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Backdoor pass what?

    (couldnt resist....)
    You are being a VERY bad girl...keep it up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crizgolfer View Post
    You are being a VERY bad girl...keep it up...
    Oh no...spankings for meeeeeeee......

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    Default Re: Get down on yer knees and worship!

    So is this the church all the cum hungry sluts in my spam mail folder go to?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    So is this the church all the cum hungry sluts in my spam mail folder go to?

    Hmmm...maybe....I need to start my own church...

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    Brilliant!! I actually laughed out loud.

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