"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





Monkey yer a dork. LOL!
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
wahahahah ... i found this way funnier than I probably should have.





I was excited!
The I LOL'ed
You Rock.



Thanks for making me Laugh!!
I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!





That's funny!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."





Bwhahaha that's cool! And here was I getting all excited!




I like that it's in a beer glass, too. BEER found on MARS...
ED E’ SUBITO SERA
Ognuno sta solo sul cuor della terra
trafitto da un raggio di sole:
ed è subito sera
--Salvatore Quasimodo--
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hehehe I'll have to show that to my science geek kid.She'll dig it.
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