"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mo...ripperweb.com/ yeah but YOU peed on it.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Oopsie! A friend of mine pee-ed his pants.... all over StripperWeb
http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mo...ripperweb.com/
Damnit Morr! We posted nearly at the same time ROFL! Great minds think alike....
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