So, last night I was talking w/ a guy.
Loser: Can I be honest w/ u?
Me: Sure
Loser:I'm a pimp.
Me:![]()
Loser:No, I'm a new millennium pimp. I have 9 beautiful females. And, I'd love to have u.
Me:![]()
Loser:I was wondering if I could take u back to my room over at the Sleepy Inn. I have 50$ in it for u. Damn you're fine.
Me:No thanx. As I'm speed walking away!
Now, I've been dancing for a long time; and, I thought I'd heard all the lines in the book. But, that was a new one. What a loony!




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