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    Default I've heard it all now!

    So, last night I was talking w/ a guy.
    Loser: Can I be honest w/ u?
    Me: Sure
    Loser:I'm a pimp.
    Me:
    Loser:No, I'm a new millennium pimp. I have 9 beautiful females. And, I'd love to have u.
    Me:
    Loser:I was wondering if I could take u back to my room over at the Sleepy Inn. I have 50$ in it for u. Damn you're fine.
    Me:No thanx. As I'm speed walking away!

    Now, I've been dancing for a long time; and, I thought I'd heard all the lines in the book. But, that was a new one. What a loony!
    It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird

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    50 whole dollars!!!!!! WOW!!!!!! lol

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    Oh, I got that every day in Vegas. Half the locals in Vegas claim to be pimps; they never tip or get any dances, but they always remind you to let them know when you're "ready to make some REAL money." Uh huh.

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    Oh my gosh 50 WHOLE dollars!
    If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing

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    Well, the so called pimp got 2 dances from me . 40$ Then he starts telling me about the 50$ if I go back to his room. I was thinking: Ok you just spent 40$ on me here freak! At least he waited to go into the whole pimp thing until after we finished. Leeehoooser!
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    do you have his number? cause my pimp only gives me $15

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    ^ hahaha

    man I bet his 9 are " hot" with that 50 dollar allowance.

    BTW in chicago it's all the fucking time here. the" Bishop" haunts the clubs.

    But most pimps would tell you how much money they can MAKE you, and the great things they'll do for you. Not just offer you money.

    man that stupid fuck had it all backwards... "tricks" pay for it .."pimps" collect it.

    I guess he doesnt listen to rap much

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    The bishop? Um yea... lol
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    $50?!

    Reminds me when a guy offered me that much for a bj at my old club. I could not stop laughing. I was falling on him because I started cracking up during a lap dance and then he was like, "okay okay $200". I ended the dance, collected my money and laughed all the way back to the DR. Maybe I should have been more insulted, but it was so outrageous that it became hilarious instead.

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    Default Re: I've heard it all now!

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post


    $50?!

    Reminds me when a guy offered me that much for a bj at my old club. I could not stop laughing. I was falling on him because I started cracking up during a lap dance and then he was like, "okay okay $200". I ended the dance, collected my money and laughed all the way back to the DR. Maybe I should have been more insulted, but it was so outrageous that it became hilarious instead.
    lol oh please, i had one that asked me about it, and of course i say to him "oh yeah, how much?" and he goes, "well, dances are 25 right?" and i go "yeaaah" and he goes "well yeah, 25". HA.

    (fyi: i wasn't asking how much because i was actually going to DO it )

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    a fifty? where do i sign up! ha.

    Love it!

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