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    I was on stage and this lady came and tipped me, and asked me "Are you here with your boyfriend?" I looked at her kinda funny and was like "No.....are you?" and she ended up being there with her bf and another guy. Ummm.....weird. Why would I bring a bf to work at the strip club with me? What the hell kind of question was that? Lol!

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    weird! i wonder if that was all she could think of to say.

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    I've had customers ask me that.. I'm like " uh why would I be "

    weird shit.

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    Yeah, customers ask that all the time, but it's not usually the smart/normal people that frequent the clubs:p

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    hahah TRUE thank god otherwise i'd be one broke bitch

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    I've had people ask me this too, and I can't do anything but laugh. It's the only response I can give, because well, I don't know what else to do.

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    Well DUH. You're a sad little girl who needs a MA-YU-N to hold her hand while she works.

    Now make me some money bitch.


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    Lol, yea, I mean I didn't even know what to say...I was on stage, topless, it was obvious I was working, and she asks me if I'm there with my bf. What the HELL kinda question is that???

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    Bitch. Was she trying to make you feel guilty for stripping even if your boyfriend was at the club??? PPffsshhh...

    I wouldn't know what to think if a chick asked me that. I'd probably think she was trying to pick me up or something.

    Either that or she was just trying to brag about being at a SC with 2 other guys. *sigh* Female custys.



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    Sounds like she's a swinger, looking for a couple.
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    ^That's what I think. Maybe she was sneakily trying to find out if you HAD a bf... But going up to someone on a stage in the middle of their show and asking them that... dumb.
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    ^^^ Haven't you found that female custies get wicked chatty at the most inopportune times, like during your stage set or when you're taking someone back to VIP? That's when they're all, "How do you do that to your hair!? Do you shave or wax?! How do you walk in those shoes?!"

    Oh, and I also think they were swingers. Bleh, I've encountered so many swinger hopefuls in the club. They're always sooooooo much older than me and extremely unsexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Sounds like she's a swinger, looking for a couple.
    Thats what I was agonna say.

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    Oooookaay... Yep, we all have pimp bfs. Bitch better have my money! Or I'll wax that azz! Girl custies kill me. I just love when they come in w/ short skirts and have no undies on. They also have to lean really far over the stage to tip a dollar. Looking over shoulder: Can they see the kitty? Oh, I hope every person in here gets a free peek at my kitty. Eeewww.
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    Weirdos...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Sounds like she's a swinger, looking for a couple.
    Well she sounds like a dumb swinger. LOL.

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    ^ lol. yea that's illogical. funny though.

    Love it!

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    never mind
    Last edited by Elusive21; 10-31-2008 at 08:50 AM.

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    One of our dancer's doesn't come to work without her husband or it's the other way around. Doesn't the dude have a job?!?
    He seems like an employee now always hanging in the DJ booth.

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