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    So, my ex-bf (who is friends with a lot of people I know- we went to HS together) has always been really harsh on the fact that I'm a dancer.

    He's been working at a gay bar in Toronto on and off for years..I never thought much about it, until the other day when a mutual friend and I were talking, and I found out he does his entire shift wearing nothing but a pair of red latex booty shorts, and dances suggestively on the bar while accepting tips!! Which I think is awesome, btw, but-

    HOW can someone possibly judge me for dancing while simultaneously doing that?? Omg, lol. People will never cease to amaze me.

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    OMG Scarlett!!! I need to know what bar hes at so I can go make fun of him

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    That is tooo funny!!!
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    O-Grady's, I think it's called? lol, Go fast, he's back to Van at the end of the month. He's apparently the star bartender on 'bear' night

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    LOL!! Haha, that is really funny.

    It reminds me of my best friend from high school. She was known as the 'school slut', and I never judged her on the stealing boyfriends, cheating on boyfriends, general promiscuity, or whatever. It was her business and I always defended her in conversations. Then when she found out about a girl from our school who ended up dancing, she was like "that is so disgusting and dirty, oh my GOD". What the hell?

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    Okay. Cally - we're going. We will think of biting comments that aren't homophobic or anti-sex work. And we will write them on bills and hold them just out of his reach and say "dance, prettty boy, dance"
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    lets do it Jenny!!!!!!!!!

    Wonder how he would feel about the 5th nipple with the eyeball?

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    Ahh, I wanna come too! That just sounds like much fun. How often do you get to sexually harrass dancing men for the greater good? I need to visit some relatives near Toronto one of these weekends soon, so I'd be down with another mini-t.o. swfest...or I'd just stalk the two of you for a night.

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    Molly you can stalk me any time.... all I ask is you wear a mini skirt with no panties

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    Why be with someone who's negative about what you do in the first place (regardless of what they themselves do)? I'm guilty of having dated men who supposedly were "not happy with me dancing". Funny thing is, that after some time, i've come to realize that guys like this usually are simply not happy with who THEY are, not who YOU are - and if the guy is so unhappy, why would he date a dancer to begin with?
    My whole point is, I don't date guys like that anymore - why ad that negativity and stress to my life? I work as a cam girl now and if a guy I date has a problem with what I do, then he has a problem with me and if that's the case he needs to move on.
    Be happy and don't let some weird negative guy in red hotpants bring you down. you're too cool for that.

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    Okay, I don't want to start a bidding war - but you can stalk me and wear panties.
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    That is toooo funny....lol. If you go in there, roll up his tips into little balls and chuck them at his ass, aiming so cleverly over the bar
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    omfg scarlett that's hilarious. shitty that he is harsh on you but fucking hilarious that he finds it acceptable to say things negative about your work while behaving like that. lmao. too funny.

    Love it!

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    You probably gave him the idea in the first place! LOL.

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    Bwaahahaha! When you find the appropriate method of revenge, let us know.
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    LMAO it makes me wonder what he is trying to cover up in his life by pointing fingers at yours!!

    Usually the person who finds the most fault in others or what they do is the most guilty of those involved...You know the finger points at you but there are 3 pointing back at him kind of thing....
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    Be happy and don't let some weird negative guy in red hotpants bring you down.
    Hee hee- that should be a bumper sticker.

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    haha and he dances for GAY MEN.( who btw are way worse than straight guys) like he has room to talk and as an aside what makes him so defensive lol

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    I would sit at his bar, be nice, order drinks. Then when he starts dancing, shove a couple dollars in his pants and say, "Hey, this reminds me of something. Oh, I know, it's exactly like when I'm at work and men tip me!" Act like it never occurred to you before. When he's done dancing, call him out on not liking the fact that you dance.

    What a wanker.

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