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    I didn't see anyone post this, but I admittedly didn't read through the myriad Paris threads. Anyway, this Mika woman on MSNBC is my new hero. Awesome.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6VdNcCcweL0
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    Thank the effin Gods that someone gets it. When I see Paris and American Idol as the top stories of the night? I'm SO glad I chose radio over television. I'm cereal. I'm cereal man </southpark>
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    OMG! That was seriously awesome! Good for her!

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    She is my hero! That is exactly the way I feel! Its about time someone said something like that on TV

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    LOVE that she actually fully intended to torch the copy, and settled for shredding it instead. GOOD FOR HER.
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    Fuck yeah!!!Thank you, so tired of hearing about that malnourished bobble head!woot!

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    oh yea i saw that on msnbc after Emily told me to go watch. yea, we should all bow down to her journalistic intelligence for realizing that Paris does not = news.

    Love it!

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    I thought the woman was great but...

    the clip just proved Paris Hilton was more interesting because they cut it off at the actual news bit. SEE SHE REPORTS NEWS NOT PARIS HILTON... news? news? Nah, we cut that bit out. NOT PARIS HILTON.


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    agreed. so not news.

    our leno equivalent here was mocking her whole interview:

    "i was literally sitting on the bed like crying"....

    (as opposed to figuratively sitting on the bed doing something similar to crying)

    oh i hope she uses her genius for good instead of evil. *eyeroll till it hurts*
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    Good on her - shame about the 2 piss weak guys though.

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    This is why allot of people in our country are so out of touch with whats really going on in the world, the real news, that would effend is pushed to the back burner, for the light-ratings grabber.

    Its disgraceful for any news agency to act that way. If I were the exectuvie producer, I would have the news producer in my office for a complete reaming, along with a box to collect their belongings on the way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Real View Post
    This is why allot of people in our country are so out of touch with whats really going on in the world, the real news, that would effend is pushed to the back burner, for the light-ratings grabber.
    No, this is actually because the news is so "stifled" here...and because society is more interested in knowing what the super stars are eating, losing, and doing that no one cares about the real news.

    It would have just been better if Paris wasn't in the news at all. But, that won't happen until people just stop buying the mags with her in it...and start complaining to the news stations that they are tired of Paris Hilton and if they keep reporting on her, they'll boycott.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    I thought the woman was great but...

    the clip just proved Paris Hilton was more interesting because they cut it off at the actual news bit. SEE SHE REPORTS NEWS NOT PARIS HILTON... news? news? Nah, we cut that bit out. NOT PARIS HILTON.
    agree

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    it is truly a shame she has to work with those two other bullies. Good for her. I don't even know her and I got love for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Thank the effin Gods that someone gets it. When I see Paris and American Idol as the top stories of the night? I'm SO glad I chose radio over television. I'm cereal. I'm cereal man </southpark>
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    As much as I hate the media, they're only catering to their audience. We all say we hate the cheesy scandals, but when there is one and they cover it, circulation and ratings go up. *sigh*
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    We all say we hate the cheesy scandals, but when there is one and they cover it, circulation and ratings go up. *sigh*
    True, lestat1!
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    I think over all its the chick/egg argument...

    is the news padering to their audience, or, is the audience just taking in what the news agencies conisder "news".

    also, a side note; am I think only one here who thinks Paris is NOT good looking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Real View Post
    also, a side note; am I think only one here who thinks Paris is NOT good looking?
    She'd make an absolutely gorgeous Afghan Hound...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    She'd make an absolutely gorgeous Afghan Hound...


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    I luvs it! Good for her. Of all places, MSNBC and CNN are not the types of places to cover Paris Hilton. Entertainment Tonight or Extra maybe, but definitely not any of the more reputable news stations. She rocks!

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