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    Default Seriously, why?

    Okay, so apparently the Toyota Tundra reaches 60 mph while towing 8500 pounds a whopping 2.35 second earlier than the competition.

    This is important why?

    Will you be drag racing the competition while hauling a speedboat behind your truck?

    Or maybe you have an emergency on the other side of the farm and they need that backhoe now.

    Perhaps you've forgotten to unhitch your mobile home before robbing the bank in your new Toyota Tundra? Man, that would be embarassing.

    Gee, it's a good thing you have your new Toyota Tundra. That 0-60 while towing 8500 pounds is sure important. Think of all the practical uses! Way to go, consumer!
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    Default Re: Seriously, why?

    Maybe they're predicting America's obesity epidemic to increase at lightning speeds! That way you can eat 70lbs of cheese burgers WHILE weighing 8000lbs and STILL beat the other guy drag racing you out of the drive thru!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Default Re: Seriously, why?

    It explains why so many jackoffs feel the need to live their own version of the Daytona 500 in those effin things. Because the commercial says that it's doable!


    Effin hate that shit.
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    Default Re: Seriously, why?

    The first thing I think of when I hear that statistic is highway speeds. It's difficult and annoying trying to merge when you can't get up to speed very quickly while towing. So to some, this is a big deal.

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