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    Default I don't think it's supposed to be funny..

    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Silverback, Silverback, where has thou been?

    Haha, I love the list in "The Articles To be Improved" section!
    And this is tempting...

    >>You can help Conservapedia by going to Wanted Pages and creating a wanted article!<<

    Hmmm >daydreams< :-D

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    Haha, I saw that on the Colbert Report.

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    Saw it. Cracked up over the crack-potted-ness of it. Ate some more doritos.

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    Conservapedia's "Today in History" section

    July 11, 1796 - The United States receives Detroit from Great Britain under terms of the Jay Treaty.

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    They refer to Planned Parenthood as a chain of abortionists. A chain? Like McDonalds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    They refer to Planned Parenthood as a chain of abortionists. A chain? Like McDonalds?
    Q: "How would you like your McFetus?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Silverback, Silverback, where has thou been?
    Oh, never very far.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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