
Originally Posted by
RoseLeigh
Yep. What a freaking hottie.

He hits on all the really young girls, too. Tries to take them to Florida. I so want to see him the subject of a Cutey/Sophia verbal roughing up.
Did you read my War Waging thread in the Lounge??? LOL. Imagine that but in person... and probably naked....
WARNING! a lot of TMI ahead!!!
Manager: You're too fat to dance here.
Me (Naked but in heels cuz they make my ass look good): What? How the fuck am I fat? I'll show you fat *Takes out a tub of Country Crock Margarine* I'll show you fat old man! *Rubs butter all over herself*
Yeah.... now I'm fat... good and fat... Americans fucking love FAT.... you must love it too you fat fuck!!!!
*Dumps a Gallon bucket of Lard on Manager*
But I love it more than even you *Takes out a stick of butter and fucks self with said butter stick* FAT feels so FUCKING GOOD. I'm all lubed up and ready to go!!! But since you called me fat you'll never get anywhere near my pussy again. I bet you love greasy fat pussy just like I know you love your greasy fast food you Lard ass fucktard cock-muncher!!! *Shoves pussy-melted butter stick into mangers ass*
You like that shit don't you? Don't you? I bet you love to get fucked by FAT in your FAT ass.... squeal like the fucking hog you are, Porky! Tell me how much you fucking love me ass raping you with this stick of butter!!! Tell me how much you fucking love it Pig-boy! Squeal how much you love my melty stick of butter in your corn hole!!!
* Proceeds to shove many more cold, unmelted butter sticks into managers ass till he can take no more*
Now dance on the stage you asshole. (At this point I assume the dancers that have been poorly treated will jump in and hurl insults at him as he prances around the stage, all the while trying not to let the melted butter drip from his ass.)
You're fat
Youre too heavy
You have stretchmarks
You're too thick
You're on the fat list, fatty!
*At this point when he's danced to our satisfaction and cried a little I knee him in the balls he collapses and poops out all the melted butter all over the stage* Lick it up and tell me how much you love fat.... how tasty it is, how sexy it is, how fucking amazing it is.....
*I assume he will do so between gulps*
I assure you, if my fantasy came true.... no one will be ridiculed for weight at this club ever again...
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