"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye




Oh my...I will be the envy of everyone in the office...![]()



I remember these, all I can really say, Hey Kat they are finally selling them in the US!
I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
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