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    Tonight I witnessed a true hallmark moment.

    I was doing a table dance in one of the 'horse-shoe' pits for five guys. They were older and most were married. They were all having a great time and tipping well too... One of the guys was on his phone texting in between tipping me dollars. He shows a message to his buddies and then to me. Its from his wife saying 'You're at the club looking at tits while I'm at home babysitting!' All his friends bust on him and I tell him (jokingly) to reply with 'No, I'm actually looking at tits AND ass, thank you.' He didn't actually reply, smart man. Anyway, I continue dancing in the pit, and she calls him; he didn't answer...

    Maybe five minutes later... I'm still dancing, and the guy is sitting with his back to the front door. Guess who walks in? The wife?! All his friends start to bust his ass about it, and I just look at another guy and continue dancing. OMG, you should have seen the look on his face as he is tipping/watching me dance and looks to his side to find his angry wife... He turned white! She shot him a dirty look with her hands on her hips and he got up and walked out with her. Man, it was priceless.

    Just had to share, it was the highlight of my night

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    HAHAHAHA awesome.

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    That's good stuff.



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    ... am i the only one who fails to see the humor in this?

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    ^I think it's funny because his ass deserved to get busted if he wasn't supposed to be there in the first place.



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    oh. Yes, that is DEFInitely good. i thought we were making fun of the wife... i was like... wait... that's not cool... you're home w/ kids while hubby's watching t & a? hell, i'd be pissed too! i get it now (*durrrrrr... too... early in morning/...)

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    Honestly, I think yes, he shouldn't of been there if the wife felt disrespected by it. But I also think that the wife had no business going to the club at all. Save the drama for when he gets home, don't make other patrons, and especially the dancers, uncomfortable!

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    Granted, we don't know that backstory behind that bit of drama... but I hate it when chicks do stuff like that. It makes them look like bitchy harpies and reinforces a lot of negative stuff about being married.
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    <Sidenote> I definitely wasn't making fun of the wife! </Sidenote>

    All I know is that a wife of one of the other guys drove them all there... I found out she was pretty cool with everything. The only wife who made a stink was the one who showed up. Another guy's wife drove her to the club. So I definitely think he deserved to get in trouble, but on the other hand, it was extremely akward for me to be looking at her glaring at him. I don't know how I feel about her coming to the club. But, I'm just the stripper, so I hope they figured out their drama.

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    Italianbeauty- I love your siggy

    If a woman comes to the door and the doorman thinks it might be someone's wife, he won't let her in. Unless it's a girl that has come in before or she's with someone, I'm not sure she'd be allowed in the club.

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    The way I see it, no matter what the situation, wives should wait until the husbands come home to hash it out/cause drama. Dancers get enough drama from OTHER DANCERS, we don't need additional crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    Honestly, I think yes, he shouldn't of been there if the wife felt disrespected by it. But I also think that the wife had no business going to the club at all. Save the drama for when he gets home, don't make other patrons, and especially the dancers, uncomfortable!
    Although I agree it kills the vibe. But an angry wife's not gonna give a shit about anyone else to be able to think straight. LOL. At least it wasn't one of these wives that takes it out on a dancer, rather than the husband. Hate that.

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    Some bouncers shouldn't let in some women who are obviously not going there for a good time. He should've picked up on her vibe too. Woman coming in alone?

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    Shows he's all talk when all it takes is her giving him a dirty look and he leaves. She must know her husband well!

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    Something tells me her interest wasn't in making sure the strippers felt comfortable with the situation. She made him look like a fool in front of you and his friends, which probably felt pretty good for a woman who is obviously married to a real asshole.
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    Just curious, what did she look like? Pretty, not pretty...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Something tells me her interest wasn't in making sure the strippers felt comfortable with the situation. She made him look like a fool in front of you and his friends, which probably felt pretty good for a woman who is obviously married to a real asshole.
    exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    Italianbeauty- I love your siggy
    Thanks! It's my reply to the countless times I get asked "where are your tattoos?" and "well why don't you have one?"


    Latina Rose; I would maybe guess mid-30's. A bit on the heavy side and she had a pretty face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by italianbeauty View Post
    Thanks! It's my reply to the countless times I get asked "where are your tattoos?" and "well why don't you have one?"
    Yeah..I get that at least once a shift too. Apparently i missed the memo that said all strippers are REQUIRED to have tatoos...

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    ^ It was in the memo that states we all have to have 5 kids,a trailer home and a meth habit. Its just in small font.

    PS I'm totally using that line in her sig the NEXT time someone asks me where or why I dn't have any.

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    I really can't make a call on whether or not the wife is a bitch or the husband is an asshole for being there or both. But the whole thing is just funny. I always love a good story.
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    Well at least she didn't make a big scene, right? She might have actually needed him for something, and like you said, he didn't answer his phone. Better than coming in and acting like a bi*ch towards the dancers or whatever. I'm totally fine with a wife being pissed at her husband, I just don't like when she's pissed at the dancers.

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    This one time a wife found out her husband was in the club so she showed up to the parking lot with her grown son in the car and they drove away the car he went to the club in. He had to walk or catch a bus home. It was specially funny cause he had just tried to rip me off a couple minutes before.

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    This is funny. I used to be someone's MISTRESS but I still thought it was kind of funny when he got busted. They turn into such cowards! They're out galavanting like they don't care, then turn into beaten dogs and crawl back with their tails between their legs.

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    That is too funny!

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