Tonight I witnessed a true hallmark moment.
I was doing a table dance in one of the 'horse-shoe' pits for five guys. They were older and most were married. They were all having a great time and tipping well too... One of the guys was on his phone texting in between tipping me dollars. He shows a message to his buddies and then to me. Its from his wife saying 'You're at the club looking at tits while I'm at home babysitting!' All his friends bust on him and I tell him (jokingly) to reply with 'No, I'm actually looking at tits AND ass, thank you.' He didn't actually reply, smart man. Anyway, I continue dancing in the pit, and she calls him; he didn't answer...
Maybe five minutes later... I'm still dancing, and the guy is sitting with his back to the front door. Guess who walks in? The wife?! All his friends start to bust his ass about it, and I just look at another guy and continue dancing. OMG, you should have seen the look on his face as he is tipping/watching me dance and looks to his side to find his angry wife...He turned white! She shot him a dirty look with her hands on her hips and he got up and walked out with her. Man, it was priceless.
Just had to share, it was the highlight of my night![]()



He turned white! She shot him a dirty look with her hands on her hips and he got up and walked out with her. Man, it was priceless.
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or the husband is an asshole
for being there or both. But the whole thing is just funny. I always love a good story.

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